Stagecoach - partially literate

phil70 Long Standing Member Posts: 4,178	Stagecoach - partially literate Oct 7, 2016 21:36:22 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by phil70 on Oct 7, 2016 21:36:22 GMT Me neither. Phil
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Graham Long Standing Member Posts: 995	Stagecoach - partially literate Oct 8, 2016 9:28:40 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Graham on Oct 8, 2016 9:28:40 GMT lol May be they did not want to be I am people My lousey humour

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Stagecoach - partially literate Oct 9, 2016 16:26:29 GMT

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Post by twbm2 on Oct 9, 2016 16:26:29 GMT

Oct 8, 2016 6:44:16 GMT naughtyfox said:

"subject to behavour" - last line of ticket. Do people not check these things before ordering a few million ticket rolls? It makes Stagecoach look like an ignorant bunch of money-grabbers. As indeed they are.

I am, however, heartened to see that 'southernstar' stuck his apostrophe in the right place

I doubt they change the ticket roll on the odd occasions a dog travels .....

Reminds me of Red Dwarf;

'Go to Red Alert'
'Sir, you do know that means changing the bulb, don't you?'

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Stagecoach - partially literate Oct 9, 2016 18:05:15 GMT

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Oct 9, 2016 17:44:19 GMT naughtyfox said:

Oct 9, 2016 16:26:29 GMT twbm2 said:

I doubt they change the ticket roll on the odd occasions a dog travels .....

Why would the driver change the ticket roll? The text for dogs is already loaded.... one difference between Finland and Britain is that here dogs are not allowed into pubs as it's 'unhygienic'.

what about Rangifer tarandus fennicas ? or is that why they are getting rare (are they all pissing off to Karelia for vodka ?)

the biggest disadvantage of age .... is that you can't outgrow it

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Stagecoach - partially literate Oct 9, 2016 19:04:45 GMT

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Post by twbm2 on Oct 9, 2016 19:04:45 GMT

Oct 9, 2016 17:44:19 GMT naughtyfox said:

Oct 9, 2016 16:26:29 GMT twbm2 said:

I doubt they change the ticket roll on the odd occasions a dog travels .....

Why would the driver change the ticket roll? The text for dogs is already loaded.... one difference between Finland and Britain is that here dogs are not allowed into pubs as it's 'unhygienic'.

The ticket roll is blank. It's the machine wot prints the words. So ordering millions of ticket rolls int a problem, izzit?