Thinking of Metanoia

Indeed Jim, perchance I could...

For of late, I find that I tire of my imaginary shipmate. His brutish manners irk me, and frankly if I could find him a berth on a different vessel, that might be best for both of us. 

I'm not sure Met would appreciate an imaginary football shipmate though.

I think Wilson may be losing his grip on reality- which is especially worrying since he was imaginary to start with.
I fear dark days ahead for both of us, if we continue to be confined to quarters by these torrential rainstorms.

Why did nobody tell me about the rain never actually stopping in Cheshire btw? Most unsporting. 


 

Tsk Tsk Ross, pick on someone your own size (shakes head and walks away)

Perhaps the poor naughtyfox y's little brain goes into a hibernatory state in winter. He'll be back on form come spring.

Is that cold enough to freeze your piss before it hits the floor?

Yes but hardly. What about answering the question, or are you turning into a tory politician. How High a wall or bridge would you have to pee off. Perhaps this is where "Having a tinkle" originates, the pissicles smashing on the floor.

I did see your answer, obviously if you have little legs and it's not cold enough it won't work.
Enquiry for the purpose of science and knowledge isn't stupid. Only those who think it's stupid are stupid.

Obviously there is an interplay between temperature and the length of time the fluid is in the air. Hence my suggestion of experimenting at various heights. Put your ladder up against the wall, try out each rung, record on a spreadsheet with pics. We are depending on you, the only one residing in a fridge.