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Post by naughtyfox on Feb 18, 2022 20:18:00 GMT
My daughter just had a cold but i liked to hype it up so everyone thought she had covid and i'd get some sympathy OK. She had a cold and got over it. All good, then.
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Post by naughtyfox on Feb 18, 2022 20:20:45 GMT
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to find Andrew 'Windsor' (Saxe-Coburg-Gotha) leaning over you.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Feb 18, 2022 20:41:52 GMT
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to find Andrew 'Windsor' (Saxe-Coburg-Gotha) leaning over you. For a ski chalet, I'd seriously consider it.
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Post by patty on Feb 18, 2022 20:47:16 GMT
I woz gonna reply... but I'll wait till the vino effects wear off....
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2022 21:06:01 GMT
It's just a pity no-one suggested covid could be transmitted over the internet. Discrimination towards 'the unvaxxed' remains, and that's the real danger. It's a hard truth but someone has to bite the bullet.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2022 21:12:52 GMT
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to find Andrew 'Windsor' (Saxe-Coburg-Gotha) leaning over you. For a ski chalet, I'd seriously consider it.
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Post by naughtyfox on Feb 19, 2022 20:31:04 GMT
Dear Human Variant and Host,
I am a virus. My name is SARS CoV 2. Recently, I have been much in the news owing to my involvement in the current pandemic. Much has been written and said about me. A lot of it is simply not true and I would now like to set the record straight.
Question: What do sausages and human coronaviruses have in common? Answer: Neither can make themselves. Explanation: Sausages cannot make themselves and have to be made by a sausage machine. Likewise human coronaviruses cannot make themselves and have to be made by a human-being. Human-beings are to human coronaviruses what sausage machines are to sausages.
But this fact escapes you as you seem to regard yourself as some sort of sovereign entity. Everything inside your skin is you, you think. Not so. Your skin is a bag full of goo. A lot of that goo is you but some of it is very much a rich variety of things like me, all struggling with you and with each-other for survival. Over the course of time we have all achieved a balance, we coexist. This balance, as is the case with balance in the entire universe, is fragile and inconstant, swinging once in favour of one protagonist and once in favour of another. Catastrophic microbiological imbalance is a possibility but is certainly not happening right now. The current swing is very much within well tried parameters.
But even your most learned textbooks still paint me as an external aggressor who breaks into your cell, commandeers its machinery and forces it to make more viruses. I prefer to think I crack the secret code that opens the cell door, I enter, the cell and I merge and you and I start working together on selectively breeding variants of each-other that are mutually accommodating.
Your lack of consideration for me and ignorance of our true relationship have made you your own worst enemy throughout the pandemic. Seeking to negate millions of years of our mutual evolution by hanging a piece of cloth over your face has been pretty pathetic to watch. Those yellow lines you painted on the ground! Those plastic screens! Lock-downs! Forbidding the use of therapeutics! Conjuring up idiotic/fabricated/dishonest statistics! Really! Embarrassing! The pandemic has sadly taught me that virus variants can actually lose respect for the human variants they create, and feel shame. Please pull yourself together.
Finally, I am against those rude Canadian truckers. I stand with Justine Castreau because compulsory ham-fisted experimental “vaccines”, peddled for gain, can only increase my mutation rate and the faster I mutate the better I survive. Remember you are not in control of our relationship and never will be and it is wise not to radically disrupt our coexistence. Try to keep in mind that the only way to eradicate sausages is to eradicate all the sausage machines and the only way to eradicate human coronaviruses is to eradicate all the humans.
A little less focus on gain of function and a little more on gain of gumption, please.
Disappointedly yours SARS CoV 2
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Post by naughtyfox on Feb 20, 2022 12:35:34 GMT
"The triple vaccinated Queen has tested positive for Covid." www.bbc.com/news/uk-60453566" Prince Philip wanted to be reincarnated as a ‘deadly virus’ "
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2022 12:58:14 GMT
Yes except that she pretty obviously won't have had the vaccines Ok maybe she gave out the impression of doing so but it would not happen in reality.
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Post by naughtyfox on Feb 20, 2022 20:57:30 GMT
"The triple vaccinated Queen has tested positive for Covid." "As for her being selfless, I’m not so sure. I used to live within slingshot of Windsor, and I saw no sign of her opening a wing of her expansive castle to house the various homeless wandering the streets back in the 90s. Also, in reference to her late husband, what sick and twisted mind declares that one wants to be reborn as a virus when one dies, in order to decimate humanity?"
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Post by phil70 on Feb 21, 2022 7:50:32 GMT
"The triple vaccinated Queen has tested positive for Covid." "As for her being selfless, I’m not so sure. I used to live within slingshot of Windsor, and I saw no sign of her opening a wing of her expansive castle to house the various homeless wandering the streets back in the 90s. Also, in reference to her late husband, what sick and twisted mind declares that one wants to be reborn as a virus when one dies, in order to decimate humanity?" Why not Foxy, you've pretty much done that without dying. Phil
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Post by naughtyfox on Feb 21, 2022 8:29:08 GMT
"As for her being selfless, I’m not so sure. I used to live within slingshot of Windsor, and I saw no sign of her opening a wing of her expansive castle to house the various homeless wandering the streets back in the 90s. Also, in reference to her late husband, what sick and twisted mind declares that one wants to be reborn as a virus when one dies, in order to decimate humanity?" Foxy's posts always keep me amused, they are the best thing on Thunderboat! The Queen has tested positive with Covid, despite being triple jabbed, yet selfishly, will carry on working, knowing she will infect other people, who may take up a hospital bed and die.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2022 9:21:22 GMT
"As for her being selfless, I’m not so sure. I used to live within slingshot of Windsor, and I saw no sign of her opening a wing of her expansive castle to house the various homeless wandering the streets back in the 90s. Also, in reference to her late husband, what sick and twisted mind declares that one wants to be reborn as a virus when one dies, in order to decimate humanity?" Why not Foxy, you've pretty much done that without dying. Phil Ouch! Having watched Trolls too many times that is definitely known as a Solid Burn
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Post by ianali on Feb 21, 2022 9:26:28 GMT
Why not Foxy, you've pretty much done that without dying. Phil Ouch! Having watched Trolls too many times that is definitely known as a Solid Burn Was rather good 😊
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Post by naughtyfox on Feb 22, 2022 9:14:56 GMT
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