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Post by Delta9 on Apr 14, 2016 7:42:19 GMT
I was looking forward to a nice lie in today as it was the first day in ages that I haven't had anything to do early in the day. Instead I was up at 7 listening to a female mallard getting gang raped on my roof. How do I discourage these bastards from performing their activities on my roof? Can you get duck repellent?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2016 8:08:13 GMT
Can you get duck repellent? In the old days it was probably called a gun. Isn't there a duck version of Playbird the males can read and get their rocks off? |
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Post by Delta9 on Apr 14, 2016 8:23:47 GMT
I have an air rifle but I think the marina probably has rules that would prevent me shooting stuff. Shame really as I do like bit of crispy duck.
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Post by PaulG2 on Apr 14, 2016 14:35:16 GMT
I saw that thread title and thought, "Hmmm - that sounds like a weird fetish but I'll check it out just the same."
As far as warding off the copulating critters, what about one of those big, fake predatory birds? Or even a fake predatory animal? What eats ducks, besides us? If you could find some realistic looking blow-up critter that would probably be ideal.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2016 14:39:31 GMT
What about one of those big, fake predatory birds? Or even a fake predatory animal. What eats ducks, besides us? If you could find some realistic looking blow-up critter that would probably be ideal. I think the sound of a couple of lions on the roof of the boat would be a bit much first thing in the morning...  |
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Post by PaulG2 on Apr 14, 2016 14:55:51 GMT
What about one of those big, fake predatory birds? Or even a fake predatory animal. What eats ducks, besides us? If you could find some realistic looking blow-up critter that would probably be ideal. I think the sound of a couple of lions on the roof of the boat would be a bit much first thing in the morning... True, but crocodiles are pretty quiet. But then, I doubt a proper British duck would have much opportunity to run into lions or alligators, so they might not even recognize them as predators. I had a problem with pigeons nesting in my eaves. I glued a couple of plastic owls and plastic snakes to a couple places on the roof and the pigeons went away. I was thinking a plastic or blow up replica of whatever is a natural predator for ducks in that area would scare the ducks away from the roof. And tying a plastic toy to the roof seems more appealing than spraying coyote (or whatever) piss all over your boat to scare them away.  |
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Post by quaysider on Apr 14, 2016 15:04:35 GMT
I saw that thread title and thought, "Hmmm - that sounds like a weird fetish but I'll check it out just the same." As far as warding off the copulating critters, what about one of those big, fake predatory birds? Or even a fake predatory animal? What eats ducks, besides us? If you could find some realistic looking blow-up critter that would probably be ideal. lol - I saw the topic and worried it was a new hobby of Delta's! Rather relieved now however  |
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Post by on Nov 19, 2022 22:01:00 GMT
Interesting to read this.
We get some coot issues and obviously occasional angry swans but the ducks are generally not a problem.
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Post by dyertribe on Nov 19, 2022 23:10:58 GMT
Tying pussy to your roof could cause a whole other slew of issues……. Just sayin……
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Post by Aloysius on Nov 19, 2022 23:42:59 GMT
You have to show them dirty fowls just who's the daddy
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2022 23:46:52 GMT
Tying pussy to your roof could cause a whole other slew of issues……. Just sayin…… 😳 |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2022 0:03:40 GMT
Saw the title and thought ah, he's bored, or sick. 🙄
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