The final solution with what to do with your poo

kris Super Member Posts: 22,554	The final solution with what to do with your poo Jun 1, 2023 12:40:29 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by kris on Jun 1, 2023 12:40:29 GMT goodshomedesign.com/float-a-poo-dog-waste-disposal-system-helium-float-dog-poo/

kris Super Member Posts: 22,554	The final solution with what to do with your poo Jun 1, 2023 18:54:32 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by kris on Jun 1, 2023 18:54:32 GMT Well I thought this might have got a reply from Andrew?

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The final solution with what to do with your poo Jun 2, 2023 17:36:32 GMT via mobile

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Post by Jim on Jun 2, 2023 17:36:32 GMT

Well, Shirley, you just need bigger balloons to tie on your boxes. Put your name and address inside, to see how far they travel. Offer a prize, perhaps a lifetime membership of TB to anyone who replies.
Mind you, it could bring a whole new meaning to "shower of shit".

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kris Super Member Posts: 22,554	The final solution with what to do with your poo Jun 2, 2023 19:51:19 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by kris on Jun 2, 2023 19:51:19 GMT I knew someone would take the bait.

Jim Super Member I'm a handsome gutless invertebrate. Posts: 16,018	The final solution with what to do with your poo Jun 3, 2023 7:22:31 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Jim on Jun 3, 2023 7:22:31 GMT Jun 2, 2023 19:51:19 GMT kris said: I knew someone would take the bait. We make a good team, you set 'em up I tap 'em in.
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‎ Super Member Posts: 8,792	The final solution with what to do with your poo Jun 3, 2023 9:44:15 GMT via mobile Jim likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by ‎ on Jun 3, 2023 9:44:15 GMT These have been developed for ambitious people who wish to position their shit bags higher in trees than ordinary folk and will pay for the privilege.
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The final solution with what to do with your poo Jun 3, 2023 10:12:05 GMT via mobile

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Post by kris on Jun 3, 2023 10:12:05 GMT

Jun 3, 2023 9:44:15 GMT ‎ said:

These have been developed for ambitious people who wish to position their shit bags higher in trees than ordinary folk and will pay for the privilege.

I thought it might be a less violent solution than your shit cannon.

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The final solution with what to do with your poo Jun 3, 2023 10:15:09 GMT via mobile kris likes this

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Post by ‎ on Jun 3, 2023 10:15:09 GMT

Perhaps but it probably isn't programmable for direction. It would depend on wind.

Anyway burning is the answer. I can see the wisps of smoke outside right now. Also useful to encourage others to maintain a social distance.

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