Six years left before CRT go bankrupt.

I thought I'd leave the link to our resident CRT bashing expert

Of course, what is a 167m loss amongst friends.

Canals will be linear parks for paddle boards, bikes and walkers and locks will be weired within 15 yars.

You heard it here first. Sell the canal boats and buy yots.

With weired locks the levels will reduce to such an extent that everything will be on the bottom, so no need to black hulls as they wont sink. You will then have lines of very narrow bungalows; easily sold.

Do it now. The market is buoyant.