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Post by Aloysius on Dec 21, 2023 19:45:46 GMT
Please describe your preferred method of cleaning your anus here. We could have a vote and everything.
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Post by on Dec 21, 2023 19:48:03 GMT
Fire extinguisher filled with water and coal ash pumped up to 85psi then released in a dispersed pattern works.
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Post by Clinton Cool on Dec 21, 2023 19:56:38 GMT
I have a plastic receptacle. Fill said receptacle with clean water. Following a dump, hold plastic receptacle below anus. Use left hand to scoop water out of plastic receptacle and clean anus thoroughly. Empty contents of plastic receptacle into toilet. Rinse plastic receptacle. Drying anus with some kitchen roll is optional. I don't bother. Wash hands thoroughly, using soap. Dry hands.
Job done. No cling ons, no skid marks. Ever.
Ideally all British toliets would have a hose by the toilet with a trigger to activate the water as is the case in more enlightened countries, with better hygiene. This would do away with the need for a plastic receptacle.
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Post by fi on Dec 21, 2023 20:00:43 GMT
Hope you don't flush the kitchen towel.
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Post by Aloysius on Dec 21, 2023 20:09:29 GMT
in more enlightened countries, with better hygiene
and far higher instances of salmonella and botulism, to say nothing of cholera and the impressive state of any communal lavatory
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Post by Telemachus on Dec 21, 2023 21:08:43 GMT
It’s a good question. My formative years were spent in accordance with the great British tradition of smearing the brown stuff around with paper, until it is sufficiently thin to not be that noticeable. Then I went to live in the Far East for a year. I discovered that nearly everywhere else in the world they find the concept of the paper smear thing rather disgusting, and instead each toilet has a hose with “jet wash” trigger gun, that you scoosh your bottom out with. Well either that or just a bucket of water that you can scoop appropriately. But anyway the main point is no disgusting smearing of shit on paper,
So now at home I always sit on the edge of the bath and use the shower. Similar on the boat. No shit smearing here!
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Post by Clinton Cool on Dec 21, 2023 23:50:48 GMT
It's reassuring to know that I'm not the only non-shit smearer here.
Question: how many here would clean the rest of their body without the use of copious amounts of water.
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Post by on Dec 22, 2023 2:58:03 GMT
I don't wash.
However having dealt with babies I came to discover how effective and clean baby wipes are so I now no longer use loo roll for the ritual.The baby wipes are cheap, durable and have enough moisture to enable proper cleaning. After that they go in the fire or of its too hot for a fire then a bin bag.
Having an ideal diet I will tend to produce desirable and well formed stools which helps everything go smoothly.
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