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Post by kris on Aug 22, 2018 18:32:19 GMT
krist Are you the messiah ? What's a messiah? Poshboy.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2018 18:58:28 GMT
A messiah is a person who is expected to save people from a very bad situation.
So. Are you the messiah?
Or are you simply an ambassador and if so do you serve Ferrero Rocher chocolates when entertaining guests ?
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Post by dyertribe on Aug 22, 2018 19:12:42 GMT
He’s a very naughty boy...... Look, I came to this thread late, right???
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Post by kris on Aug 22, 2018 20:11:37 GMT
A messiah is a person who is expected to save people from a very bad situation. So. Are you the messiah? No I'm a human being. If your expecting someone else to save you, I think your going to have a nasty surprise. Much better to save your self.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2018 20:20:43 GMT
A messiah is a person who is expected to save people from a very bad situation. So. Are you the messiah? No I'm a human being. If your expecting someone else to save you, I think your going to have a nasty surprise. Much better to save your self. Sorry, but that reminds me of this old one... While out to sea, a large boat became shipwrecked and there was only a single survivor. This man prayed and asked God to save his life. Soon thereafter, another boat came by and offered the man some help. “No thanks,” he said. “I’m waiting for God to save me.” The men on the boat shrugged their shoulders and continued. As the man became more deeply concerned, another boat came by. Again, the people aboard offered this man some help, and again he politely decline. “I’m waiting for God to save me,” he said again. After some time, the man began to lose his faith, and soon after that he died. Upon reaching Heaven, he had a chance to speak with God briefly. “Why did you let me die? Why didn’t you answer my prayers?” “Well I did send you two boats!”
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2018 20:28:25 GMT
A messiah is a person who is expected to save people from a very bad situation. So. Are you the messiah? No I'm a human being. If your expecting someone else to save you, I think your going to have a nasty surprise. Much better to save your self. Don't worry about that I do not expect anything from anyone and I don't need saving thanks for confirming you are not the Messiah I was getting a bit worried. I hate messiahs.
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Post by naughtyfox on Aug 23, 2018 7:23:25 GMT
So your trying to persuade me that you think 99.9% of people are racist and your part of the 0.1%. I don't believe you. That's a good twist! I think I would describe my attitude more as 'disapproval of behaviour' rather than as 'racism'. Hard study and work, politeness, friendliness, fairness, honesty and a willingness to help others wins the day in my thoughts.
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Post by naughtyfox on Aug 23, 2018 7:26:44 GMT
That's quite a good one, Mr Bassplayer, but unfortunately reminds me of this old quip: JESUS SAVES Green Shield stamps
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Post by thebfg on Sept 6, 2018 17:39:06 GMT
I'm willing to bet 99.9% of people are 'racist' but just won't admit to it. I just don't want some bloke wearing a turban, 'educated' in 'Asia' (doctor's certificate for 150 Rupees in Calcutta), dipping his hands into my bowels when I need a new kidney. I also wouldn't want David Beckham touching me anywhere. He's white. But a tattooed-all-over moron-imbecile-idiot. I wonder if he has the inside of his foreskin tattooed, as there's no space anywhere else. Walked past a lovely young lady today enjoying the sun, I immediately thought of Foxy when I saw her .🐺 wish you really take that recently. Christ Krist on a bike. I wonder if she just likes their party politics.
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