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Post by phil70 on Mar 1, 2022 20:13:16 GMT
Yeah! that is what you call a cake.. ..... Pukka!
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Ukraine
Mar 1, 2022 12:21:12 GMT
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Post by phil70 on Mar 1, 2022 12:21:12 GMT
"I can do little more than point you to David Starkey’s video of the weekend “Putin’s Power & Western Impotence”. Mr Starkey has an interesting if somewhat predictable view. As he reminds us, the British army has become a laughing stock which is unfit for purpose. During the Gulf War the Americans referred to the British as 'the Flintstones'. Things have not improved much since. He says the west is weak. However if this were so Putin would have likely done a lot more than invade Ukraine by now. Roberta Metsola, the president of the EU, has just made an impassioned speech about the importance and indeed potency of sticking together in the face of despotism. In fact the Ukraine crisis makes the case for a European army most strongly. Will a world government ever be possible? I'd like to think so but I very much doubt it. If I was young, dumb and full of cum I'd be on the road east. But I'm old and the sperm count has dropped off a cliff. So you Are Foxy 🦊 Phil
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Post by phil70 on Mar 1, 2022 12:10:59 GMT
Happy Birthday Dockrodger hope you have a brilliant day Phil
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Post by phil70 on Mar 1, 2022 0:32:16 GMT
PUTIN. Hey Sergie have you got any spare cash? SERGIE. Er bit of a problem at the moment, I've got shed loads but can't lay my hands on it just yet PUTIN. same here, the bloody world has stopped me from getting hold of it SERGIE. can't think why but hey let's go to a football match, PUTIN. actually that's a problem because we've nobody to play with, reckon they are jealous of us so have taken their ball back SERGIE. I'm bored, hey what about going to Sochi to watch some motor racing. PUTIN. tell you what I'll phone Olaf and get him to fly out and bring a couple of million back in his private jet. SERGIE. that won't work because the world has stopped us from flying anywhere. PUTIN. bastards!! how are we supposed to get around now SERGIE. we could take a train but we don't have any money for a ticket, I know we should just go down to Red Square and pass the hat round PUTIN. Good idea let's do this thing Couple of hours later SERGIE. You know what Vlad, people are moaning about being skint, shocker or what? PUTIN. never mind that, how much have we got, SERGIE. begins to count, 5 ciggie butt's, a torn up tram ticket plus a part eaten Big Mac PUTIN. so that didn't go so well, let's get a loan from a bank SERGIE. piss off, have you seen how much the interest rate is! 20 bloody percent PUTIN oh I forgot about that, do you reckon all this has got anything to do with the invasion? SERGIE. (fingers crossed) nah I don't think so, probably just a bit of bad luck
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Post by phil70 on Feb 27, 2022 0:08:06 GMT
Some of us just simply suffer from fatigue Phil 😎
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Ukraine
Feb 24, 2022 18:52:18 GMT
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Post by phil70 on Feb 24, 2022 18:52:18 GMT
"Boris Johnson has warned an invasion of Ukraine could cause 'the destruction of a democratic state' and 'the shock will echo around the world'. Pictured: The Prime Minister meeting with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy" Note: no face masks - in the midst of a 'pandemic'. I told you 'Covid' was a scam. Here's more evidence. Still, Boris and his team frightened Jim, and that's what counts. Oh DO SHUT UP FOXY!!
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Post by phil70 on Feb 21, 2022 7:50:32 GMT
"The triple vaccinated Queen has tested positive for Covid." "As for her being selfless, I’m not so sure. I used to live within slingshot of Windsor, and I saw no sign of her opening a wing of her expansive castle to house the various homeless wandering the streets back in the 90s. Also, in reference to her late husband, what sick and twisted mind declares that one wants to be reborn as a virus when one dies, in order to decimate humanity?" Why not Foxy, you've pretty much done that without dying. Phil
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Post by phil70 on Feb 19, 2022 14:23:35 GMT
Yeah have a good'un and in the tradition of TB take plenty of falling down water to help wash the cake down Phil
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Post by phil70 on Feb 17, 2022 23:58:43 GMT
It will probably just be a strong breeze. There seems to be a modern dumbing down phenomenon of predicting massive shocking events which then don't happen. It's everywhere not just in weather forecasts. And why is it that whenever it gets a bit windy there is a storm name associated with it ? Did the 87 hurricane, which really WAS bad, have a name? I remember the storm vividly as was awake watching trees falling that night but don't recall a name. It had a name around our way "bitofabitch" just about sums it up Phil
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Post by phil70 on Feb 15, 2022 23:26:30 GMT
I like those little tiny pickled onions that come in glass jars. Silver Skins as served with chips from stalls in Belgium Phil
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Post by phil70 on Feb 14, 2022 23:57:43 GMT
oh, I'm not sure about that. The coop use a very tasty flour in their breads. Sainsbury's: Wholemeal Wheat Flour, Water, Yeast, Fortified Wheat Flour (Wheat Flour, Calcium Carbonate, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), Salt, Wheat Gluten, Flour Treatment Agent: Ascorbic Acid. CO-OP: Wholemeal Wheat Flour, Water, Brown Sugar, Yeast, Wheat Protein, Salt, Emulsifiers (Mono- and Diglycerides of Fatty Acids - Vegetable, Mono- and Diacetyl Tartaric Acid Esters of Mono- and Diglycerides of Fatty Acids Vegetable), Spirit Vinegar, Malted Barley Flour, Vegetable Oils ( Rapeseed, Palm), Palm Fat, Fortified Wheat Flour (Wheat Flour, Calcium Carbonate, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), Preservative (Calcium Propionate), Flour Treatment Agent (Ascorbic Acid) Sounds like a recipe for some sort of explosive 💣 Phil
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Post by phil70 on Feb 14, 2022 23:49:55 GMT
Cheese and onion sandwich, (with a pint or two of ale) Phil
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Post by phil70 on Feb 7, 2022 10:34:16 GMT
It's not a birthday unless you get a belated greeting from me, so, HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEARLEY!!! ATB Phil
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Post by phil70 on Feb 7, 2022 10:21:35 GMT
A bit unfair, Foxy is far to old to be classed as a juvenile Phil
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Post by phil70 on Feb 7, 2022 8:11:07 GMT
we have all learned over the last couple of years, that with you, it's not worth the effort John, every now and again you pull out a brilliant comment, today you surpassed all previous points of excellence Phil
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