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Post by Mr Stabby on Dec 3, 2021 9:08:39 GMT
Shania said "I bet you a tenner you can't go a whole month without making jokes about my periods".
So I said "You're on!"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2021 9:13:32 GMT
Topless chess. That must be funny.
You really have to concentrate on the board and get fully immersed but if there is a naked lady opposite you are going to have some concentration problems.
Apparently it was quite popular at one time.
That must have been a real giggle.
"You might be really good at chess sir but I bet I can win by showing you my breasts"
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Post by Mr Stabby on Feb 15, 2022 8:52:11 GMT
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Post by Jim on Mar 5, 2022 9:44:09 GMT
Police have confirmed that the man who tragically fell from the roof of an 18th floor Nightclub, was not a bouncer!!!
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Post by Mr Stabby on Mar 10, 2022 9:11:35 GMT
I just met a Chinese drug addict. He said "Have you seen my cocaine?"
I said "Not since he starred in 'Zulu' ".
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2022 10:01:35 GMT
Not a lot of people know that one.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2022 15:00:37 GMT
What can a goose do, a duck can't do and a lawyer should do?
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Post by Jim on Mar 18, 2022 15:30:31 GMT
What can a goose do, a duck can't do and a lawyer should do? I don't know, what...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2022 15:42:01 GMT
Stick their bill up their arse.
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Post by thebfg on Apr 6, 2022 14:19:05 GMT
How does a train eat?
It chew chews.
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2022 16:21:20 GMT
One of the offspring units was googling for "dirty jokes" and found the girl's guide to sex.
It is quite funny and fairly harmless.
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Sex is like maths.
You add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs And hope not to multiply.
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I giggled about this.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2022 12:31:00 GMT
What do you call a clever and sensible duck who is always telling jokes?
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Post by Mr Stabby on May 19, 2022 14:40:25 GMT
What do you call a clever and sensible duck who is always telling jokes? I'm guessing "a wise quacker".
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Post by Jim on May 19, 2022 17:00:29 GMT
How do you make a duck quack soul music?
Put it in the oven at gas mark 6 until it's Bill Withers.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2022 15:59:32 GMT
Guy chatting to a mate in the pub says "I got into really serious trouble with my wife when she found out I'd had sex with her twin"
His mate says "Not your fault ... how could you tell them apart"
He replies "Brian smokes a pipe"
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