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Post by bodger on Jul 16, 2017 17:21:54 GMT
a buddy of mine used to work way from home regularly - his technique: hotel bar ............... about 8pm. ............... attractive lady by herself on a stool at the bar. approach boldly with a beaming smile and state: 'I suppose a jump's out of the question'. she can hardly take offence and there is a slim chance that she will contradict what you said. .............. well, it worked for him more than a few times. Quick question, does that work on ugly girls? why don't you ask one and see?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2017 17:44:53 GMT
Quick question, does that work on ugly girls? why don't you ask one and see? I'm guessing not! Those who rely on looks etc etc...
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jul 16, 2017 20:41:38 GMT
one you don't have to blow up. Actually Kris, my bird is well fit, there's even a photo of her somewhere on here if you take the time to look.
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Post by kris on Jul 16, 2017 20:47:04 GMT
one you don't have to blow up. Actually Kris, my bird is well fit, there's even a photo of her somewhere on here if you take the time to look.Β is that after you mended the puncture?
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Post by Trina on Jul 16, 2017 20:49:13 GMT
I don't believe that any attractive single lady boaters exist, so there is probably a boyfriend somewhere nearby. I agree, I mean how would a woman be able do do things like changing an oil filter or replacing a fuse? I can replace an oil filter,do fuses,plus lots of other useful jobs.My dad gave me a tool kit when I went off to college.Great man my dadπ
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Post by Trina on Jul 16, 2017 20:58:45 GMT
It's probably trina or Miss Max. []Dear god,the snivveling little barsteward strikes again.I have a lovely hubs-27 yrs together & 20 yrs married.Foxy,if I ever meet you...be afraid,very afraid as you really are becoming someone who makes me want to empty my crap tank on your head !
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2017 21:03:59 GMT
It's probably trina or Miss Max. []Dear god,the snivveling little barsteward strikes again.I have a lovely hubs-27 yrs together & 20 yrs married.Foxy,if I ever meet you...be afraid,very afraid as you really are becoming someone who makes me want to empty my crap tank on your head ! Your welcome to borrow my self pump out to "pebbledash" him.
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Post by Trina on Jul 16, 2017 21:07:04 GMT
Oooooooh yes pleaseπ.
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Post by patty on Jul 16, 2017 21:31:28 GMT
I agree, I mean how would a woman be able do do things like changing an oil filter or replacing a fuse? I can replace an oil filter,do fuses,plus lots of other useful jobs.My dad gave me a tool kit when I went off to college.Great man my dadπ + me....my dad made sure I knew how to change fuses and tyres..never had a go at an oil filter for real but I went on engine maintenance course..trouble with blokes is they stereotype us females.... My dads friend used to say I was more use around the farm than any lad....I have all my dads tools in my cupboard just in case and I always try to fix stuff myself.. I goes away for couple days and look what happens.. men!!!
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jul 16, 2017 21:33:58 GMT
Actually Kris, my bird is well fit, there's even a photo of her somewhere on here if you take the time to look. is that after you mended the puncture? Now then Christopher, can you imagine how insulted she would be if she read a comment like that? She has never insulted you, so why would you insult her?
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Post by Saltysplash on Jul 16, 2017 22:29:17 GMT
Well Kevin Bloody Wilson had some sage advice at times like this
I give you the last verse and chorus:- (remember to read in an Aussie accent)
So the next time you see a good looking sheila An you'd give a weeks pay to hold her Don't sit actin' dumb Just front her full on and drop a few lines that I told ya This new method of mine Might not work every time, but then again no method will I've been spat at and slapped and kneed in the nackers But then I've got a few fucks as well
Do you fuck on first dates Does you Dad own a brewery Could I feel Your tits Or would you show 'em to me If the answer is no to me questions above Then be a good sport and give me the name Of a girlfriend who does
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Post by naughtyfox on Jul 17, 2017 6:00:34 GMT
It's probably trina or Miss Max. Dear god,the snivveling little barsteward strikes again. Foxy,if I ever meet you...be afraid,very afraid as you really are extremely cute. 'Slime on a Stick', if you please
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Post by Clinton Cool on Jul 17, 2017 6:24:38 GMT
Update: No sign of her yesterday. Probably off being boned by some bloke somewhere. She's on the 48 hour bit, I'm just away from it. Maybe I'll knock on later and ask her if she wants to 'share my ring'.
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Post by Clinton Cool on Jul 17, 2017 6:28:11 GMT
I can replace an oil filter,do fuses,plus lots of other useful jobs.My dad gave me a tool kit when I went off to college.Great man my dadπ + me....my dad made sure I knew how to change fuses and tyres..never had a go at an oil filter for real but I went on engine maintenance course..trouble with blokes is they stereotype us females.... My dads friend used to say I was more use around the farm than any lad....I have all my dads tools in my cupboard just in case and I always try to fix stuff myself.. I goes away for couple days and look what happens.. men!!! Probably some truth in that but does offering another stereotype do much towards solving the previous one?
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Post by kris on Jul 17, 2017 7:19:33 GMT
is that after you mended the puncture? Now then Christopher, can you imagine how insulted she would be if she read a comment like that? She has never insulted you, so why would you insult her? Who's christopher? I think if you re-read what I have written you'll find its you im taking the piss out of. ( I reckon I owe you a few piss takings)
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