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Post by Mr Stabby on Nov 6, 2017 20:38:11 GMT
I think so. I mean, if I was Mick Jagger then my attitude towards women would be "I'm Mick Jagger. You wouldn't be remotely interested in me if I was a fuck ugly retired dustman, but I'm not, because I'm Mick Jagger. If you want to get your hands on some of my money then that's fine, just so long as you understand that I'm going to do anything I want, which includes shagging your sister if I feel like it". |
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Post by Andyberg on Nov 8, 2017 2:33:34 GMT
Another numbnut!!  |
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Post by bills on Nov 8, 2017 9:03:01 GMT
Well either she is dead by now, or perhaps she was just having a laugh.
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Post by kris on Nov 8, 2017 9:08:26 GMT
It's got to be a joke hasn't it?
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Post by Mr Stabby on Nov 8, 2017 9:08:46 GMT
Kate Graham
15 hrs
Oh gawd I am desparate for a boat electrician.
Please pm me some names and numbers?
My batteries are fading......
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2017 11:56:35 GMT
A little giggleworthy post on there (I don't do Facebook but am able to view it). Quote "I went to a Robbie Williams concert the other day and sat next to an insurance salesman. And through it all he offered me protection"  Not heard that one before. |
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Post by thebfg on Nov 8, 2017 13:25:42 GMT
I used to go camping with venture scouts,we would have a yearly trip to swanage. It was great as there always a tribute blues brother band o The BH weekend. One year and I'm talking twenty years ago we were in one pub and a bloke did karaoke. Quote And through he offered me protection" To cover up my erection, fuck it I've just come. And down the dark alley Or wherever she may take me. |
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Post by smileypete on Nov 8, 2017 19:12:51 GMT
Send them to CWDF and expert hell - just (half) kidding |
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Post by Mr Stabby on Nov 26, 2017 19:52:38 GMT
Joe Wulff to London Boaters
3 mins ·
Hello!
Can anyone recommend a good chimney sweep? I think mine is overdue.
Thanks! — looking for recommendations.
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Post by Jim on Nov 28, 2017 7:44:37 GMT
Matthew Corbett is on his way with Sweep. Needs a lot of practice, that job. You have to keep your hand in. |
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Post by bodger on Nov 28, 2017 8:38:02 GMT
if we allow Darwin's law to apply unimpeded, there should be a constant supply of vacant boats appearing on Apollo Duck, all moored in the nicer parts of London.
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Post by Saltysplash on Nov 30, 2017 20:59:09 GMT
A couple of days ago someone posted a request for a tow to Uxbridge to his winter moorings and needed it fairly quickly as he was going away for a few weeks. Didnt want to pay but would offer beer.
he also posted a pic of his boat.
Anyone around Uxbridge over the next few weeks now knows this boat will be empty and available for riffling at leisure
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2017 21:29:32 GMT
A couple of days ago someone posted a request for a tow to Uxbridge to his winter moorings and needed it fairly quickly as he was going away for a few weeks. Didnt want to pay but would offer beer. he also posted a pic of his boat. Anyone around Uxbridge over the next few weeks now knows this boat will be empty and available for riffling at leisure Thicker than dogshit some of them. Boaters they are not. Fluffy pussies? Definitely. |
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Post by Mr Stabby on Nov 30, 2017 21:39:54 GMT
A couple of days ago someone posted a request for a tow to Uxbridge to his winter moorings and needed it fairly quickly as he was going away for a few weeks. Didnt want to pay but would offer beer. he also posted a pic of his boat. Anyone around Uxbridge over the next few weeks now knows this boat will be empty and available for riffling at leisure Thicker than dogshit some of them. Boaters they are not. Fluffy pussies? Definitely. It seems to me that the overwhelming majority of members of London Boaters have no interest whatsoever in boats or boating but are simply unable or unwilling to pay rental prices demanded for flats in the capital. A perennial subject is "How infrequently can I get away with moving?" Their boat might as well be a garden shed or garage. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2017 21:46:36 GMT
Thicker than dogshit some of them. Boaters they are not. Fluffy pussies? Definitely. It seems to me that the overwhelming majority of members of London Boaters have no interest whatsoever in boats or boating but are simply unable or unwilling to pay rental prices demanded for flats in the capital. A perennial subject is "How infrequently can I get away with moving?" Their boat might as well be a garden shed or garage. That's a very good description of that particular group. |
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