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Post by quaysider on Jun 7, 2019 11:11:28 GMT
Sorry for being quiet of late... when we've got guests on, with the exception of Patty (who was quite self sufficient) I don't seem to have much free time.
Here is an excerpt from my recent blog posting that might give you a giggle...
I don't THINK I'm traumatized by it... not sure If I'll have another cut there though!
LOOK away now if you're uncomfortable about erections!
Don't panic - it wasn't mine...
The most peculiar thing happened yesterday - we wanted into Stretford to get a loaf of bread (this was AFTER Asda had sent the delivery with the most friendly and accommodating delivery driver imaginable - he'd insisted on wheeling the 6 crates along the jetty to the boat and loading them through the side hatch for us bless him... - SO after we'd got the bread, walking back I spotted a barbers - it being a couple of weeks - maybe 3? since I'd had a tidy up in Llangollen, I went in and sat down...
Within seconds a Turkish (perhaps) chap appeared and directed me to sit in the chair and he began work on my head.
To put it bluntly, as he was cutting and clipping away (no 2 back and sides and short on top) he kept rubbing his groin against my elbow/arm - despite me having "moved both of them in a bit... several times" he kept on doing it... and his ... lets refer to it as "prowess" was obvious.
I'm no prude but it did feel rather odd (not the actual thing - I've got my own so am used to that) but having a groin rubbed against you whilst you're trying to make small talk about boating life was most bizarre.
The resultant haircut I'll grant him was actually quite good - it was just strange having some random bloke massaging my head for a prolonged period whilst "blowing" the clippings away with a hair dryer...
When it was time to "pay" I wasn't sure WHO should be paying Who/whom?
Suffice to say I didn't leave a tip - he had his own!
Until next time...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2019 12:26:05 GMT
When I say like ... I meant your post not ... err men's erm... hurumph ... err ... cough ...
raining heavily here now, but at least we got the locks done.
Rog
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Post by ianali on Jun 7, 2019 12:35:38 GMT
When I say like ... I meant your post not ... err men's erm... hurumph ... err ... cough ... raining heavily here now, but at least we got the locks done. Rog Well steered sir. Let’s talk about the weather. We are just back aboard after a couple of days away from the boat. Was going to leave the marina but staying another night. Rain is depressing. We are moored two boats away from your friend, the lovely lady with the new knee. |
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Post by ianali on Jun 7, 2019 12:36:30 GMT
Sorry for being quiet of late... when we've got guests on, with the exception of Patty (who was quite self sufficient) I don't seem to have much free time. Here is an excerpt from my recent blog posting that might give you a giggle... I don't THINK I'm traumatized by it... not sure If I'll have another cut there though! LOOK away now if you're uncomfortable about erections!
Don't panic - it wasn't mine...
The most peculiar thing happened yesterday - we wanted into Stretford to get a loaf of bread (this was AFTER Asda had sent the delivery with the most friendly and accommodating delivery driver imaginable - he'd insisted on wheeling the 6 crates along the jetty to the boat and loading them through the side hatch for us bless him... - SO after we'd got the bread, walking back I spotted a barbers - it being a couple of weeks - maybe 3? since I'd had a tidy up in Llangollen, I went in and sat down...
Within seconds a Turkish (perhaps) chap appeared and directed me to sit in the chair and he began work on my head.
To put it bluntly, as he was cutting and clipping away (no 2 back and sides and short on top) he kept rubbing his groin against my elbow/arm - despite me having "moved both of them in a bit... several times" he kept on doing it... and his ... lets refer to it as "prowess" was obvious.
I'm no prude but it did feel rather odd (not the actual thing - I've got my own so am used to that) but having a groin rubbed against you whilst you're trying to make small talk about boating life was most bizarre.
The resultant haircut I'll grant him was actually quite good - it was just strange having some random bloke massaging my head for a prolonged period whilst "blowing" the clippings away with a hair dryer...
When it was time to "pay" I wasn't sure WHO should be paying Who/whom?
Suffice to say I didn't leave a tip - he had his own!
Until next time...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2019 12:41:40 GMT
What a lucky barber ... a pointy elbow in his off cuts may have been manys response. Now if it were a lady barber ...  Rog |
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Post by Telemachus on Jun 7, 2019 12:42:49 GMT
Sorry for being quiet of late... when we've got guests on, with the exception of Patty (who was quite self sufficient) I don't seem to have much free time. Here is an excerpt from my recent blog posting that might give you a giggle... I don't THINK I'm traumatized by it... not sure If I'll have another cut there though! LOOK away now if you're uncomfortable about erections!
Don't panic - it wasn't mine...
The most peculiar thing happened yesterday - we wanted into Stretford to get a loaf of bread (this was AFTER Asda had sent the delivery with the most friendly and accommodating delivery driver imaginable - he'd insisted on wheeling the 6 crates along the jetty to the boat and loading them through the side hatch for us bless him... - SO after we'd got the bread, walking back I spotted a barbers - it being a couple of weeks - maybe 3? since I'd had a tidy up in Llangollen, I went in and sat down...
Within seconds a Turkish (perhaps) chap appeared and directed me to sit in the chair and he began work on my head.
To put it bluntly, as he was cutting and clipping away (no 2 back and sides and short on top) he kept rubbing his groin against my elbow/arm - despite me having "moved both of them in a bit... several times" he kept on doing it... and his ... lets refer to it as "prowess" was obvious.
I'm no prude but it did feel rather odd (not the actual thing - I've got my own so am used to that) but having a groin rubbed against you whilst you're trying to make small talk about boating life was most bizarre.
The resultant haircut I'll grant him was actually quite good - it was just strange having some random bloke massaging my head for a prolonged period whilst "blowing" the clippings away with a hair dryer...
When it was time to "pay" I wasn't sure WHO should be paying Who/whom?
Suffice to say I didn't leave a tip - he had his own!
Until next time...
So presumably when you saw the sign on the window that read “Wash and blow job - £10” you misread it for “Wash and blow dry - £10”? |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2019 12:47:15 GMT
The only thing I would want to do with a Turk is buy beer from them.
Very worried about the potential for closer interaction! Have you seen their hands??
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Post by ianali on Jun 7, 2019 12:54:15 GMT
What a lucky barber ... a pointy elbow in his off cuts may have been manys response. Now if it were a lady barber ... Rog That takes me back some years. When I was maybe 13 or 14 most of the lads at my school always went to the same barbers. The lady that cut hair was just elbow height, know what I mean? Nudge nudge... |
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Post by Andyberg on Jun 7, 2019 13:02:10 GMT
Similar tale here involving a Turkish barber touching up and sexual exploitation experiences ( thankfully no erections were involved tho!)
Was in Icmeler visiting my sister about 8years ago and decided to have a haircut \ shave in a genuine Turkish barbers shop.
We walks into this place that was particularly quiet, my sis sat down and I moved to the chair in anticipation of a new smooth Turkish look.
Suddenly these 2 butch barbers appear and started talking jibberish to each other in a cheeky sexy way as I tried to explain what I wanted doing in pidgin english to them.
All this time my sis was sat there quietly pissing herself as one man made his way towards me with this scissors, in a very phallic like way, gripped firmly in hand.
He proceded to cut my hair whilst rubbing his crotch against my elbows, knees and any other part of my ‘covered by the robe’ body he could get near whilst continuing talking his jibberish and winking at his pal.
Now at my regular barbers over here, Im quite partial to this sort of behaviour as she happens to be about 35 with amazingly pert oomblarters but it was quite uncomfortable being in Turkey,
Anyhow he finished his cut (no erections involved), made a great job of it and my sis and I both left.
My sis, as we walked down the street, was crying with laughter at this time, having lived there for 15 years she speaks fluent Turkish so understood every word. she proceded to tell me just what these two dirty turks wanted to do to their latest conquest, how they would / could ‘turn me’ into their english sex slave and how pissed off they were that I had come into their shop with my woman.😱
Perhaps its just the Turkish way I dunno, but I make sure I get my haircut the day before I go to visit her now!🙄
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Post by quaysider on Jun 7, 2019 18:10:53 GMT
Andy was keen to go for a cut this morning but I Was having none of it - a tenner for that? - I could have done it at home for nothing!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2019 18:21:45 GMT
If you guys want a really good haircut go to Taipei, Taiwan...
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Post by quaysider on Jun 7, 2019 18:36:36 GMT
If you guys want a really good haircut go to Taipei, Taiwan... are we still taking "haircuts"  blushing  |
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Post by patty on Jun 7, 2019 18:42:12 GMT
I do have a story that involves a dark guy and a massage to beat all massages..but as this seems to be a blokey thread I'll keep quiet...
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Post by Trina on Jun 7, 2019 19:27:34 GMT
Patty,you cannot stop there I.Need.To.Know!😯
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Post by JohnV on Jun 7, 2019 20:03:24 GMT
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