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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2020 19:20:07 GMT
It was quite funny there was someone on the radio yesterday who rang in to say it was so outrageous that people were selling these things and profiteering.
Some people have obviously had quite invasive humour reduction surgery at some stage.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Mar 8, 2020 19:29:30 GMT
There's no shortage of toilet paper for boaters at the mo.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2020 19:33:37 GMT
Sphagnum moss shares must be doing ok.
I've seen a boat with a bidet on it. A narrow boat.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Mar 9, 2020 9:36:40 GMT
I just heard that John Travolta has been hospitalised with suspected Covid-19. He had chills, they were multiplying and he was losing control.
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Post by phil70 on Mar 9, 2020 10:05:53 GMT
Bars and restaurants will have to make sure patrons keep at least a meter apart or they’ll be shut. The draft specifies that failing to respect the measures is a criminal offense, and might lead to imprisonment. Police and the army will be responsible for ensuring that containment measures are respected." there will be a loud-mouthed corporal, usually called Adolf, allocated to every bar in the city. He will be equipped with a yardstick to demonstrate acceptable separation distances, and will have the power to severely chastise the owner of any establishment where customers are observed doing the European cheek kiss, shaking hands or passing a drink to their friend. Any couples caught canoodling will be put in the stocks. Owners of offending establishments will have the option of buying Adolf a drink or crossing his palm with silver to avoid summary closure. So now we know what The Coate Faerie gets up to on his days off Phil
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2020 10:45:19 GMT
The press talk a good story ... the reality is same as it ever was ... I visit publuc loos, wash my hands and see two thirds of other men NOT doing so ... and I have to open doors that they're wiping their hands all over.
I REALLY wish everyone was panicking about hygeine, I really do.
Rog
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Post by bodger on Mar 9, 2020 10:47:04 GMT
I just heard that John Travolta has been hospitalised with suspected Covid-19. He had chills, they were multiplying and he was losing control. I'd also lose control and likely ask to go into a mental asylum if my chills started reciting the 12 times table.
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Post by naughtyfox on Mar 9, 2020 12:20:13 GMT
I do not look to see what other men are doing in public conveniences.
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Post by bodger on Mar 9, 2020 14:47:38 GMT
I do not look to see what other men are doing in public conveniences. deja vu ??
I'm sure we had this discussion a few months ago ................... are you pre-occupied with men whom you encounter in public toilets ?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2020 16:31:08 GMT
I reckon this Corona virus thing is going to be used as a way to make Johnson look better.
Old fashioned British spirit and all that lets assume the worst 1 in 5 workers off sick but we can sort it out so nothing will actually happen -because- of the true grit of the government.
Not because nothing was going to happen anyway.
It's a windup.
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Post by naughtyfox on Mar 9, 2020 18:56:11 GMT
I do not look to see what other men are doing in public conveniences. deja vu ??
I'm sure we had this discussion a few months ago ................... are you pre-occupied with men whom you encounter in public toilets ?
It is a curiosity to me how some men spend so much time lurking in the bogs at places like Heathrow Airport - if they are waiting for a 'date' it's not me. The nicest toilets are in Helsinki Airport, especially early in the morning when I wake up; clean, good lighting, birdsong from the PA system with the intention of making you feel you're in a forest in Finland (it works), no-one else around in this 'cellar' part of the airport as there are no early morning flights. Nice to be able to spend some quiet minutes shaving and making myself look like I haven't woken up on a bench (which I have!). (it's a good way to catch an early morning flight, after a peaceful night all on my own I can then go upstairs to join the just-got-to-the-airport-driven-all-night throng).
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Post by quaysider on Mar 9, 2020 19:06:18 GMT
OK - I'm not only now annoyed at the idiots emptying shelves of loo roll whatever, but now I've had 2 cancellations from Abroad... 1 was due to pay next week - the latter in 3 weeks. Given approx 50% of my guests come from overseas, insurance companies refusing to 'cover' curtailment due to Corona Virus, means that it's likely more will cut their losses and abandon their trips this year.
Thanks very much.
As a country WE may well "keep calm and carry on" - can someone tell the rest of the world that too please?
hmmmf
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Post by Mr Stabby on Mar 9, 2020 19:13:56 GMT
OK - I'm not only now annoyed at the idiots emptying shelves of loo roll whatever, but now I've had 2 cancellations from Abroad... 1 was due to pay next week - the latter in 3 weeks. Given approx 50% of my guests come from overseas, insurance companies refusing to 'cover' curtailment due to Corona Virus, means that it's likely more will cut their losses and abandon their trips this year. It's pathetic. All of this hysteria over what is basically a flu virus. Supermarket shelves being emptied of toilet paper even though Coronavirus has absolutely no effect whatsoever on bowel function. Panic buying of fruit and vegetables which will remain fresh for three days. How can people be so stupid?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2020 19:14:06 GMT
That's a real shame ... sorry for your difficulties ... hope they're your last cancellations and that loads of people decide to book any free weeks withyou ... self isolation may be a selling point during the present hysteria Rog
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2020 19:21:49 GMT
Hands up anyone that thinks it is inappropriate to name bog roll after naughtyfox ? So that's ... er ... mmm ... Rog
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