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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2020 18:17:07 GMT
Ooh ... is there a shed Rog
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2020 18:33:55 GMT
I'll try to get this into the script but the older daughter has claimed the dark blue kayak and younger daughter wants the pink dink so that only leaves the orange kayak, the white electric kayak, the light blue kayak, the green dinghy and the Avon. Would that be enough ? Perfect, enough for me and two kids is spot one. Thank you. I'll try and shed a tear at your funeral. That's an interesting point actually. Do they do funerals for people who fake their own deaths? I suppose there must be some sort of arrangement.
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Post by patty on Aug 14, 2020 18:58:13 GMT
Perfect, enough for me and two kids is spot one. Thank you. I'll try and shed a tear at your funeral. That's an interesting point actually. Do they do funerals for people who fake their own deaths? I suppose there must be some sort of arrangement. Possibly a remembrance type memorial could be organised... any spare kayaks going?...or....
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Post by thebfg on Aug 14, 2020 19:46:42 GMT
Perfect, enough for me and two kids is spot one. Thank you. I'll try and shed a tear at your funeral. That's an interesting point actually. Do they do funerals for people who fake their own deaths? I suppose there must be some sort of arrangement. We could arrange a fake funeral, you could even go. That would be different.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2020 21:02:39 GMT
A fake wake.
That sounds good.
Maybe I could have a wash.
A wake and a wash seems nice and boaty.
The best bit would be that people could do fake grief.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2020 21:19:00 GMT
The best bit would be that people could do fake grief. Is there any other sort?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2020 21:26:27 GMT
Relief grief?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2020 21:37:27 GMT
'Shall I mourn your decline / With some Thunderbird wine / And a black handkerchief?' (I.Dury)
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Post by phil70 on Aug 14, 2020 22:40:28 GMT
Ooh ... is there a shed Rog And is it MDF??. Phil
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Post by patty on Aug 15, 2020 4:07:59 GMT
Ooh ... is there a shed Rog And is it MDF??. Phil Has to be...
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Post by naughtyfox on Aug 15, 2020 6:24:22 GMT
I'll try to get this into the script but the older daughter has claimed the dark blue kayak and younger daughter wants the pink dink so that only leaves the orange kayak, the white electric kayak, the light blue kayak, the green dinghy and the Avon. Would that be enough ? I'll try and shed a tear at your funeral. Maggers asked if I'd pour a bottle of a good single malt Scottish whisky over his grave. I said sure, but would he have any objection if I drank it first?
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Post by naughtyfox on Aug 15, 2020 6:25:52 GMT
That's an interesting point actually. Do they do funerals for people who fake their own deaths? I suppose there must be some sort of arrangement. We could arrange a fake funeral, you could even go. That would be different. He would need to wear a different hat, so he wouldn't be recognised.
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Post by naughtyfox on Aug 15, 2020 6:28:37 GMT
If Maggers died (for real), how about putting him in his boat, setting fire to it, and pushing it down a stretch of the Thames? Loading it with fireworks for extra panache. And a tub of ammonium nitrate for when it passes Westminster.
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Post by thebfg on Aug 15, 2020 14:57:02 GMT
If Maggers died (for real), how about putting him in his boat, setting fire to it, and pushing it down a stretch of the Thames? Loading it with fireworks for extra panache. And a tub of ammonium nitrate for when it passes Westminster. Were not burning his boat. We're gonna fight for it.
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Post by patty on Aug 15, 2020 15:55:26 GMT
If Maggers died (for real), how about putting him in his boat, setting fire to it, and pushing it down a stretch of the Thames? Loading it with fireworks for extra panache. And a tub of ammonium nitrate for when it passes Westminster. Were not burning his boat. We're gonna fight for it. Which boat are we fighting for?.....
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