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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2021 15:21:09 GMT
Well, it's an ill wind that blows nobody any good. But it's a bit like the one about a turkey who likes Christmas.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2021 15:39:53 GMT
Filled up last Wednesday allegedly before the crisis, local Morrisons was out of unleaded petrol even then. Drove to the boat today 260miles taking it easy in case no fuel available, the cars range is 650 at legal speeds, leaving enough to get home. Local BP had diesel as did I think Asda. I am now set for another 600 milesπ
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2021 15:42:05 GMT
The whole reason for this "shortage" is that the fuel companies had a load of stale fuel they needed to be rid off, rather than dumping it they conned us all π±
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2021 15:44:50 GMT
The whole reason for this "shortage" is that the fuel companies had a load of stale fuel they needed to be rid off, rather than dumping it they conned us all π± You need a drink. Or maybe lay off it for a bit.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2021 15:49:53 GMT
The whole reason for this "shortage" is that the fuel companies had a load of stale fuel they needed to be rid off, rather than dumping it they conned us all π± You need a drink. Or maybe lay off it for a bit. That was meant to be humour guess it was lost
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2021 16:06:15 GMT
You need a drink. Or maybe lay off it for a bit. That was meant to be humour guess it was lost Yeah, same thing really. I must have too little to be doing.
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Post by patty on Sept 28, 2021 18:46:33 GMT
You need a drink. Or maybe lay off it for a bit. That was meant to be humour guess it was lost Put the smiley in.... ... then we all knows its a funny
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2021 7:59:22 GMT
Especially for you Thank you, we all know in a few days all cars will be full and normality will return the government has no interest in recruiting foreign drivers which is why they have said 3 months only, the transport industry is now paying for the race to the bottom they started with cheap drivers from abroad, Vince has been banging on about it forever and now its happened and about time
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2021 14:18:53 GMT
Itβs the year 2030. Your digital id is constantly tracked by central command at GCHQ.
Your food purchase with digital cash today has been declined because you went over your car mileage limit. 150 social credit score points have also been deducted from your climate change passport.
Be aware, your id has now been added to the amber list and will be monitored by your local digital assistant at the good citizen council.
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Post by TonyDunkley on Sept 30, 2021 15:13:30 GMT
Itβs the year 2030. Your digital id is constantly tracked by central command at GCHQ. Your food purchase with digital cash today has been declined because you went over your car mileage limit. 150 social credit score points have also been deducted from your climate change passport. Be aware, your id has now been added to the amber list and will be monitored by your local digital assistant at the good citizen council. Which one of your multitude of ID's do you think the powers to be will have on their lists ? Will it be JJ, the one you've been hiding behind for the last few weeks, . . or will it be Bedruthan, or S. Jenkin, or Jenlyn, or J. Evans, or S. Jay, . . or perhaps they might simply list you under the ID of E.M.Bezzler, . . the lying shithouse who drove all the decent honest committee members of the Association of Continuous Cruisers [the ACC] to resign and leave him in sole charge of the organization, . . which he then wound up, . . and pocketed all the membership subscriptions and residual funds from.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2021 15:18:16 GMT
IDs
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2021 15:40:59 GMT
Itβs the year 2030. Your digital id is constantly tracked by central command at GCHQ. Your food purchase with digital cash today has been declined because you went over your car mileage limit. 150 social credit score points have also been deducted from your climate change passport. Be aware, your id has now been added to the amber list and will be monitored by your local digital assistant at the good citizen council. Which one of your multitude of ID's do you think the powers to be will have on their lists ? Will it be JJ, the one you've been hiding behind for the last few weeks, . . or will it be Bedruthan, or S. Jenkin, or Jenlyn, or J. Evans, or S. Jay, . . or perhaps they might simply list you under the ID of E.M.Bezzler, . . the lying shithouse who drove all the decent honest committee members of the Association of Continuous Cruisers [the ACC] to resign and leave him in sole charge of the organization, . . which he then wound up, . . and pocketed all the membership subscriptions and residual funds from. Shut up you demented tosser. Go and have a wash or summat. ππ€£
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Post by Jim on Oct 1, 2021 11:00:44 GMT
Due to confusing government messages some truck drivers have retrained as ballerinas.
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Post by Mr Stabby on Oct 1, 2021 11:07:49 GMT
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Post by Mr Stabby on Oct 1, 2021 13:11:06 GMT
"Not everybody likes to be laughed at but for someone who is a clown, your worst nightmare would be to not be laughed at," Mrs Fries Neumann told the BBC's Good Morning Ulster programme. Luckily everybody laughs at Jim the Remainer Clown.
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