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Post by Jim on Apr 12, 2023 8:12:43 GMT
Cue Martin telling me to get a more wide ranging sense of humour sorted out. A little more variety would not be amiss. Could it be funny too?
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Post by Aloysius on Apr 12, 2023 8:15:48 GMT
A little more variety would not be amiss. Could it be funny too? Bloody northeners. Never satisfied.
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Post by Jim on Apr 12, 2023 8:21:41 GMT
Bloody northeners. Never satisfied. I suppose it's too much to ask of a would be comic.
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Post by on Apr 12, 2023 8:25:20 GMT
This is why I didn't ask you.
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Post by on Apr 12, 2023 14:29:29 GMT
Cue Martin telling me to get a more wide ranging sense of humour sorted out. A little more variety would not be amiss. This any good?
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Post by Aloysius on Apr 12, 2023 14:32:11 GMT
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Post by kris on Apr 12, 2023 14:34:00 GMT
Look if you like you two, we can have a joke off. You tell us your worst jokes and well vote on them?
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Post by Aloysius on Apr 12, 2023 14:43:46 GMT
Two students smoking a joint: 1st student: "Hey man turn the radio on." 2nd student: "Hey radio I love you."
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Post by kris on Apr 12, 2023 14:46:10 GMT
Two students smoking a joint: 1st student: "Hey man turn the radio on." 2nd student: "Hey radio I love you." Im sure Jim’s got worse.
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Post by Aloysius on Apr 12, 2023 15:16:31 GMT
I used to know a couple who lived on a boat...they had a running joke which, for them, never got old...it went like this:
"Put the kettle on." "If it fits."
They then laughed like dranes.
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Post by kris on Apr 12, 2023 15:19:23 GMT
Drains or Danes. You better change it before Andrew sees. ( although he’s too busy holding court on the dark side nowadays.)
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Post by on Apr 12, 2023 15:38:22 GMT
My younger daughter's favourite fast show sketch
It is probably a bit basic but well timed and as she is the Mensa kid I think she understands it.
There but for the grace of god.
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Post by Jim on Apr 12, 2023 16:41:31 GMT
What ticks on a wall?
Ticky Paper!
I inherited that one from my dad.
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Post by kris on Apr 12, 2023 16:43:19 GMT
What ticks on a wall? Ticky Paper! I inherited that one from my dad. who inherited it from his dad and so on back into the mists of time.
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Post by patty on Apr 12, 2023 17:28:41 GMT
What ticks on a wall? Ticky Paper! I inherited that one from my dad. who inherited it from his dad and so on back into the mists of time. It made me laugh.. maybe the old ones r the best
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