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Post by on Apr 12, 2023 17:42:25 GMT
Many yars ago in our mansion in Sussex we had death watch beetles who used to tick on some of the non brick internal walls.
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Post by Jim on Apr 13, 2023 8:04:13 GMT
What ticks on a wall? Ticky Paper! I inherited that one from my dad. who inherited it from his dad and so on back into the mists of time. The old ones are the best, the really old ones even better.
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Post by kris on Apr 13, 2023 8:05:01 GMT
who inherited it from his dad and so on back into the mists of time. The old ones are the best, the really old ones even better. so does that mean your better then?
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Post by Jim on Apr 13, 2023 8:07:06 GMT
Many yars ago in our mansion in Sussex we had death watch beetles who used to tick on some of the non brick internal walls. There was something similar in a roof beam in my brother's spanish hovel. It carried on for a few years before it hatched or died.
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Post by Jim on Apr 13, 2023 8:13:00 GMT
The old ones are the best, the really old ones even better. so does that mean your better then? Nah, still just one of the Best. Dunkers is even better - according to the CRT monitor who checks his posts, who will be suing CRT for permanently aching ribs related to their work. It will be recognised in medical history, like phossy jaw, miners lung, we will have Dunker's Rib.
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Post by thebfg on Apr 13, 2023 9:12:14 GMT
Drains or Danes. You better change it before Andrew sees. ( although he’s too busy holding court on the dark side nowadays.) Andrew better change the title of the thread before complaining.
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Post by on Apr 13, 2023 9:17:07 GMT
I don't mind if it becomes a gardening discussion.
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Post by Jim on Apr 13, 2023 11:29:36 GMT
I don't mind if it becomes a gardening discussion. I thought maybe you had hoes (sic) preparing your bacon as well as tending to your pork sword.
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Post by Aloysius on Apr 13, 2023 11:50:52 GMT
A purveyor of chastity belts?
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Post by on Apr 13, 2023 16:08:43 GMT
I don't mind if it becomes a gardening discussion. I thought maybe you had hoes (sic) preparing your bacon as well as tending to your pork sword. Hoe hoe hoe. Father christmas is a pimp. I quite like this rude version of "Let it go" from Frozen (it IS rude but actually rather appropriate I believe)
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Post by Aloysius on Apr 13, 2023 16:25:16 GMT
Appropriate to what though?
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Post by on Apr 13, 2023 16:36:44 GMT
The film and the dollars.
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Post by Aloysius on Apr 14, 2023 10:09:27 GMT
There's a dirty stinking whorehouse to the north of Waterloo There's another one for ladies further down It's owned by Sally Tucker For a shilling you can that's quite enough of that thank you very much.
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