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Dec 10, 2020 20:57:31 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2020 20:57:31 GMT
Man says to his wife: ‘Pack your bags, I’ve won the pools.’ She says: ‘What should I pack? Something light, something warm? Where are we going?’ He says: ‘We’re going nowhere. Just pack your bags and fuck off.’
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Dec 11, 2020 4:54:03 GMT
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Post by kris on Dec 11, 2020 4:54:03 GMT
Man says to his wife: ‘Pack your bags, I’ve won the pools.’ She says: ‘What should I pack? Something light, something warm? Where are we going?’ He says: ‘We’re going nowhere. Just pack your bags and fuck off.’ not really much of a joke.
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Post by JohnV on Dec 11, 2020 7:35:02 GMT
which movie was 30 years ahead of it's time Home alone
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Post by JohnV on Dec 11, 2020 7:38:34 GMT
Why is Santa Claus going to slow doing his present deliveries this year? He's having to elf isolate
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jan 15, 2021 7:54:51 GMT
I just phoned Citroën to ask if they had any jobs going.
They told me to send in two CVs.
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Jan 15, 2021 9:13:10 GMT
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Post by lollygagger on Jan 15, 2021 9:13:10 GMT
Some people have trouble sleeping. I don't understand, I can do it with my eyes shut.
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Post by Jim on Jan 17, 2021 10:51:59 GMT
I said to the girl in B&Q, 'What's best for greasy ovens?' She replied 'Ammonia cleaner'. I said, 'Sorry, I thought you worked here'
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Post by Jim on Jan 23, 2021 15:02:39 GMT
I was in my garden and the neighbour looked over the fence and said.. “What are you doing?” “I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order...” She replied “Really? I don't know how you find the time..!” Oh that's easy I said, “Its right next to the sage.”
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Post by lollygagger on Jan 26, 2021 9:53:48 GMT
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Post by JohnV on Jan 26, 2021 10:21:41 GMT
Luv it Luv it Luv it !!!
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Post by lollygagger on Feb 3, 2021 14:31:35 GMT
Bought a litre of tippex yesterday, big mistake.
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Post by lollygagger on Feb 3, 2021 14:33:03 GMT
Yorkshireman takes his car to the garage to have the spark plugs changed. Mechanic says "Are they Champion?' Yorkshireman says "Nay lad, they're knackered".
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Post by chandratal on Feb 4, 2021 19:05:27 GMT
If you take an infinite number of monkeys and set them typing away on an infinite number of keyboards, one of them will will eventually write...
Hey hey, we're the Monkees.
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Post by JohnV on Feb 5, 2021 14:32:31 GMT
If you take an infinite number of monkeys and set them typing away on an infinite number of keyboards, one of them will will eventually write... Hey hey, we're the Monkees.That was fairly dire but don't lose heart, with some perseverence you might manage to plumb the depths of ghastly jokes achieved by one on here
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2021 17:21:04 GMT
Why is Santa Claus going to slow doing his present deliveries this year? He's having to elf isolate Groan!
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