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Post by Jim on May 1, 2021 8:26:37 GMT
My car broke down and this guy pulled up asked if he could help. “Yes please” I said “any good at car repairs?” “No chance” he said “I’m a chiropodist not a mechanic” “OK you can give me a toe?”
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Post by JohnV on May 1, 2021 8:29:58 GMT
My car broke down and this guy pulled up asked if he could help. “Yes please” I said “any good at car repairs?” “No chance” he said “I’m a chiropodist not a mechanic” “OK you can give me a toe?” I'd back up that one, if I were you
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Post by Jim on May 1, 2021 8:35:23 GMT
My car broke down and this guy pulled up asked if he could help. “Yes please” I said “any good at car repairs?” “No chance” he said “I’m a chiropodist not a mechanic” “OK you can give me a toe?” I'd back up that one, if I were you No need, I think, in your confusion, you are thinking of Chiropractor, chiropodist and podiatrist both work on feet.
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Post by JohnV on May 1, 2021 8:42:36 GMT
I'd back up that one, if I were you No need, I think, in your confusion, you are thinking of Chiropractor, chiropodist and podiatrist both work on feet. Huh !!! opening for a good run of puns wasted
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Post by Jim on May 1, 2021 8:44:48 GMT
No need, I think, in your confusion, you are thinking of Chiropractor, chiropodist and podiatrist both work on feet. Huh !!! opening for a good run of puns wasted
Come on man, don't be spineless!
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Post by JohnV on May 1, 2021 8:52:24 GMT
Huh !!! opening for a good run of puns wasted
Come on man, don't be spineless! You worming round that ?
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Post by Andyberg on May 1, 2021 8:59:39 GMT
I didn't think the doctor would fix the curve in my spine But now after a visit I stand corrected! 🙄
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Post by Jim on May 1, 2021 9:39:46 GMT
Come on man, don't be spineless! You worming round that ? No bones about it. Wriggle out of that one...
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Post by Mr Stabby on May 1, 2021 20:51:16 GMT
I went to the Doctor.
I said "I've got an enormous red lump on my penis, it looks like half an over-ripe cherry tomato".
He said "That's analogy".
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Post by thebfg on May 4, 2021 1:17:45 GMT
There are 100s of memes about those two. I wouldn't share them on here.
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Post by Mr Stabby on May 5, 2021 23:04:36 GMT
Shania thinks I am paranoid, controlling and suspicious.
At least, that's what it says in her diary.
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Post by Jim on May 8, 2021 12:13:17 GMT
Doctor: "Your wife's in hospital.” Husband: "How is she?" Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical.” Husband: "Oh, you get used to that..."
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2021 9:29:50 GMT
Just looking up Bernard Manning I found his eulogy he wrote. It includes some of the jokes arranged for an american audience.
He died in 2007.
"This Polish man gets a job in Californian zoo. One day a workmate says to him, "For $2,000, would you have sex with the gorilla in that cage?"
"The Pole thinks for a minute and then says, "Yeah, all right. But on three conditions. First, that I don't have to kiss her. Second, that you don't tell any of my mates. And third, that you give me a fortnight to get the money together"
It's amazing that 21 years have passed so quickly !
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2021 12:41:42 GMT
My old man had a Stair lift fitted last week, says he is not keen as its driving him up the wall..
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jun 17, 2021 11:21:32 GMT
Has anyone got a charger for an Eriksen?
Mine's nearly dead.
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