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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2017 7:56:45 GMT
When you die there is the problem of body disposal.
What would be your preferred method (for your own body) ?
I always thought that it was basically either burial or cremation. I suppose there are other niche options but I don't know about the legality for example of wrapping an anchor chain around the body and lobbing it on the sea.
Anyway, it seems that there is a third technique emerging called Alkaline Hydrolysis.
Sounds quite interesting if a littlw bit "eeeeww!"
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2017 8:01:07 GMT
When you die there is the problem of body disposal. What would be your preferred method (for your own body) ? I always thought that it was basically either burial or cremation. I suppose there are other niche options but I don't know about the legality for example of wrapping an anchor chain around the body and lobbing it on the sea. Anyway, it seems that there is a third technique emerging called Alkaline Hydrolysis. Sounds quite interesting if a littlw bit "eeeeww!" As for burials at sea - I understand it is illegal apart from two specific locations around the UK (Neither of which I can recall the names of at the mo.) Ed to add details here. Apparently the reason the two areas are designated is to prevent the corpse being washed up after a sea burial (Not sure how that would happen if weighted correctly mind) www.funeralinspirations.co.uk/information/Bural-at-sea-locations.htmlA third site is available in the even the other two are not accessible it seems.
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Post by peterboat on May 22, 2017 8:53:30 GMT
Viking funeral! saves the relies arguing over the boat as well!!
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Post by Delta9 on May 22, 2017 9:08:23 GMT
I would hope that my relatives dispose of my body in the cheapest and most efficient way available to them at the time.
I don't care about funerals or ceremony. I would rather any money I leave behind be spent in a useful way rather than flowers and fancy send offs. My dad is of a similar opinion and has applied to donate his body to a university for medical research (if they will take it)
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2017 11:57:59 GMT
I would hope that my relatives dispose of my body in the cheapest and most efficient way available to them at the time. I don't care about funerals or ceremony. I would rather any money I leave behind be spent in a useful way rather than flowers and fancy send offs. My dad is of a similar opinion and has applied to donate his body to a university for medical research (if they will take it) 100% agree with you D9. Funeral companies are parasites. Only funeral I've been to was that of my mother. As my two sisters insisted on a proper burial including buying a woodland plot (!) I was outnumbered. I would have gone for the cheapest option (as would my mum...) This dissolving method sounds interestinf but I imagine it is probably pretty expensive.
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Post by phil70 on May 22, 2017 13:55:10 GMT
Pigs, yeah feed me to the pigs, that way nothing will be wasted and I shall have the pleasure of knowing at some point you lot of bacon butty noshers will indeed be ingesting me. LOL Phil
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2017 14:13:26 GMT
Pigs, yeah feed me to the pigs, that way nothing will be wasted and I shall have the pleasure of knowing at some point you lot of bacon butty noshers will indeed be ingesting me. LOL Phil Are you Brick Top?
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Post by naughtyfox on May 22, 2017 14:26:09 GMT
How about being buried in your own driveway? Irish 'Travellers' can cover you with tarmac.
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Post by naughtyfox on May 22, 2017 15:01:12 GMT
I think it would be amusing to have my flesh dissolved away with acid so only a nice white skellington remains. Then red light bulbs could be fitted into the eye sockets and wires leading down to a battery so that kids can have fun turning the lights on and off.
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Post by Delta9 on May 22, 2017 15:51:41 GMT
I would hope that my relatives dispose of my body in the cheapest and most efficient way available to them at the time. I don't care about funerals or ceremony. I would rather any money I leave behind be spent in a useful way rather than flowers and fancy send offs. My dad is of a similar opinion and has applied to donate his body to a university for medical research (if they will take it) 100% agree with you D9. Funeral companies are parasites. Only funeral I've been to was that of my mother. As my two sisters insisted on a proper burial including buying a woodland plot (!) I was outnumbered. I would have gone for the cheapest option (as would my mum...) This dissolving method sounds interestinf but I imagine it is probably pretty expensive. I suspect that my Dad's sisters will be a pain in the arse like that when my dad dies. He has already warned them not to interfere and to go with whatever I do. When my mum died she ended up having a catholic funeral service and wake, despite her being an atheist, due to my fuckwit of a stepfather. She would have hated that if she'd known.
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Post by kris on May 22, 2017 16:00:21 GMT
Maybe you could dispose of the bodies in the big holes you will bi digging to get rid of the knot weed.
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2017 16:04:15 GMT
And to make a little extra money on the side he could deal with Mr Stabby's waste products as well.
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Post by kris on May 22, 2017 16:06:23 GMT
And to make a little extra money on the side he could deal with Mr Stabby's waste products as well. Yea kinda of kill two birds with one stone as it where. I can see it being a good business .
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Post by Mr Stabby on May 22, 2017 16:09:00 GMT
I've told my kids that when I kick the bucket, they are specifically prohibited from putting wreathes of white flowers which say "DAD" in the windows of the hearse and if they ignore me I will come back and haunt them.
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2017 16:20:36 GMT
I've told my kids that when I kick the bucket, they are specifically prohibited from putting wreathes of white flowers which say "DAD" in the windows of the hearse and if they ignore me I will come back and haunt them. At least its only 3 letters. MR STABBY would be much more expensive.
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