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Post by JohnV on May 22, 2017 19:26:50 GMT
getting the deck nice and white again
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2017 19:37:32 GMT
getting the deck nice and white again I hate white decks.
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Post by phil70 on May 22, 2017 19:38:01 GMT
Pigs, yeah feed me to the pigs, that way nothing will be wasted and I shall have the pleasure of knowing at some point you lot of bacon butty noshers will indeed be ingesting me. LOL Phil Are you Brick Top? No, I'm tip top. Phil
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Post by lulu on May 22, 2017 20:58:11 GMT
I have asked my relatives to dress me up as wonderwoman and throw me from the top of a tall building. Should confuse a few people.
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Post by bodger on May 23, 2017 7:52:18 GMT
My Dad died 20 years ago. He had left his body for medical research - there was nothing to arrange as he died in hospital. My Mum died 2 years ago. She had also wished her body to be left for medical research but the local university (and, according to them, all others) said they were stacked out with bodies and couldn't accept any more. She wanted no ceremony of any sort. She was buried by the funeral directors who run their own field/forest cemetery, without ceremony with just the immediate family at the grave, which is what she would have wanted as a second choice. There are not gravestones, just small plaques laid flat at each grave to allow the area to be mowed once a year. My brother tried to make it a global event and wanted to put announcements in the Times and contact all of the extended family, some of whom hadn't been in contact for 50 years - I suppose he wanted a big turn-out. All her friends had already passed on and I persuaded him to desist, which thankfully he did. It was a wet and windswept day, which seemed appropriate, mimicking the weather on the Yorkshire Moors which she loved.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2017 10:20:28 GMT
I suppose the whole funeral palaver is a big comfort to SOME relatives. I'd like to be dropped into a vertical shaft (to save space) and have a tree planted above me. In a nice woodland. Or be frozen in liquid nitrogen and then pulverised to dust. The dust could be mixed with asphalt for road mending. Or you could be skinned and pickled and put on display in a museum, although it's quite expensive. Body Worlds
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2017 10:24:14 GMT
I quite like idea of the energy contained in my corpse could be used. Instead of cremation why not dry the body then feed it into a briquetting machine with wood waste. That way it could be used as fuel. Ok so there is not that much there once its been dessicated but at least some heating value could be gained.
They do it with old coffee waste.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2017 10:26:07 GMT
If there were enough bodies I think it could be a marketable product. Wood briquettes 10% human body biomass content.
"Body logs" or similar branding.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2017 10:35:43 GMT
I quite like idea of the energy contained in my corpse could be used. Instead of cremation why not dry the body then feed it into a briquetting machine with wood waste. That way it could be used as fuel. Ok so there is not that much there once its been dessicated but at least some heating value could be gained. They do it with old coffee waste. ...or utilising that energy by eating processed corpses. There was a film about that back in the 70s I think. Something with maybe 'amber' or 'green' in the title, can't remember now. Everyone had a dignified 'last day' where you could eat your favourite food and watch your favourite film, then you get 'put down'. The twist to the film was that they secretly proceessed the corpses as food for the population. Yuk...
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Post by Delta9 on May 23, 2017 10:42:31 GMT
I quite like idea of the energy contained in my corpse could be used. Instead of cremation why not dry the body then feed it into a briquetting machine with wood waste. That way it could be used as fuel. Ok so there is not that much there once its been dessicated but at least some heating value could be gained. They do it with old coffee waste. ...or utilising that energy by eating processed corpses. There was a film about that back in the 70s I think. Something with maybe 'amber' or 'green' in the title, can't remember now. Everyone had a dignified 'last day' where you could eat your favourite food and watch your favourite film, then you get 'put down'. The twist to the film was that they secretly proceessed the corpses as food for the population. Yuk... Soylent green
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Post by Delta9 on May 23, 2017 10:43:24 GMT
If there were enough bodies I think it could be a marketable product. Wood briquettes 10% human body biomass content. "Body logs" or similar branding. Just render them down to make bio diesel.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2017 10:49:41 GMT
If there were enough bodies I think it could be a marketable product. Wood briquettes 10% human body biomass content. "Body logs" or similar branding. Just render them down to make bio diesel. Ideal, shall we tell Mrs Tabby about it she might be to run the boat off the waste from her scrote annihilation programme.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2017 11:31:17 GMT
...or utilising that energy by eating processed corpses. There was a film about that back in the 70s I think. Something with maybe 'amber' or 'green' in the title, can't remember now. Everyone had a dignified 'last day' where you could eat your favourite food and watch your favourite film, then you get 'put down'. The twist to the film was that they secretly proceessed the corpses as food for the population. Yuk... Soylent green Oh, well done Delta, I think that was it. Quite a thought provoking film.
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Post by naughtyfox on May 23, 2017 16:44:16 GMT
I'd like to be dropped into a vertical shaft Watch out for old mine shafts whilst hiking in the Pennines!!
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Post by naughtyfox on May 23, 2017 16:48:41 GMT
Just like piling rats into a box and closing the lid and not feeding them, an overpopulated world sees humans eating humans. Tastes like chicken!
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