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Post by Andyberg on Sept 9, 2017 16:51:18 GMT
Just chillin in bed sulking since I'm currently suffering a form of gout, I decided to research see if there's anything more painful? Was shocked to see that gout is a lowly 'soft as shit' No 25 in the list of most pain a human can suffer, with 'hung drawn & quartered being No18 and childbirth straight in at No 13 right behind cruxifiction at No 12. So what's the most pain you've ever felt and is there any interesting tale behind its cause? list25.com/25-worst-pains-humans-can-experience/
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2017 17:00:45 GMT
Rotherham losing 44 nil to Donny, only the second game into a 'new season of hope and expectation' is enough to drive me to drink.
Nothing like gout though.
Hope you are up and disco dancing soon.
Rog
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Post by Stumpy on Sept 9, 2017 17:03:47 GMT
Gazza said: Witnessing Saracens (who The Mighty Bath beat today with 14 men) beat us 55 - 24.
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Post by faffer on Sept 9, 2017 17:17:15 GMT
I cant decide between either dropping a full 18kg propane cylinder on my foot just above the steel toe cap or when i had an ingrowing toe nail and when the hos`y remoed it they cut in half with a pair of surgical scissors and ripped it out when the anesthetic didnt work.
Gas cylinder was longer pain as it lasted a few weeks and black and blue lower leg.
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Post by Andyberg on Sept 9, 2017 17:23:57 GMT
I cant decide between either dropping a full 18kg propane cylinder on my foot just above the steel toe cap or when i had an ingrowing toe nail and when the hos`y remoed it they cut in half with a pair of surgical scissors and ripped it out when the anesthetic didnt work. Gas cylinder was longer pain as it lasted a few weeks and black and blue lower leg. Ingrowing toe nail removal sounds painful.... That little bit of skin on my thumb that I often try to bite off but end up ripping it down my nail is bad enough pain! Gas cylinder doesnt cut it alas!👎
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2017 17:27:17 GMT
Kidney stones. Tell me about it. New year's eve, on a farm, in Brazil. Nearest hospital 60 km away. I thought I was dying, and not in a nice way.
A nutritionist told me it was probably caused by too much red meat.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2017 17:29:20 GMT
Reading idiotic posts on the internet.
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Post by Andyberg on Sept 9, 2017 17:30:36 GMT
Reading idiotic posts on the internet. Easily cured tho!
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Post by faffer on Sept 9, 2017 17:33:23 GMT
I cant decide between either dropping a full 18kg propane cylinder on my foot just above the steel toe cap or when i had an ingrowing toe nail and when the hos`y remoed it they cut in half with a pair of surgical scissors and ripped it out when the anesthetic didnt work. Gas cylinder was longer pain as it lasted a few weeks and black and blue lower leg. Ingrowing toe nail removal sounds painful.... That little bit of skin on my thumb that I often try to bite off but end up ripping it down my nail is bad enough pain! Gas cylinder doesnt cut it alas!👎 Oh it was, bit like Chinese torture i would guess. All i could hear was the nail squelching with me F`in n gefin whilst they tried to rip it out, one held my leg and one pulled on the toe nail. I had to laugh a while after as they complained that i swore FFS. Three times now ( grew back weird and worse ) but the last two times i was knocked out after the first time cock up they did.
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Post by Andyberg on Sept 9, 2017 17:36:25 GMT
Ingrowing toe nail removal sounds painful.... That little bit of skin on my thumb that I often try to bite off but end up ripping it down my nail is bad enough pain! Gas cylinder doesnt cut it alas!👎 Oh it was, bit like Chinese torture i would guess. All i could hear was the nail squelching with me F`in n gefin whilst they tried to rip it out, one held my leg and one pulled on the toe nail. Sorry..but I'm actually laughing out loud imagining your agony!😂😂
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2017 17:39:07 GMT
For me its a toss up between a broken tooth with an abscess under it or the severe pneumonia probably caused by the bodged extraction (dentist hit an artery in my jaw causing massive blood loss).
The toothache was nasty pain.
The waking in the night wondering if I was going to be able to inhale enough air to breathe was a different sort of pain but definitely not very pleasant.
As I am 'hard as nailz' I left it to the very last minute to visit the doctor about the pneumonia by which time it was on both lungs and quite noticeable on X-ray even to a layperson.
Penicillin saved my life.
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Post by faffer on Sept 9, 2017 17:42:08 GMT
Oh it was, bit like Chinese torture i would guess. All i could hear was the nail squelching with me F`in n gefin whilst they tried to rip it out, one held my leg and one pulled on the toe nail. Sorry..but I'm actually laughing out loud imagining your agony!😂😂 lol you sound like my wife, she is sadistic also lol
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Post by Andyberg on Sept 9, 2017 17:42:49 GMT
For me its a toss up between a broken tooth with an abscess under it or the severe pneumonia probably caused by the bodged extraction (dentist hit an artery in my jaw causing massive blood loss). The toothache was nasty pain. The waking in the night wondering if I was going to be able to inhale enough air to breathe was a different sort of pain but definitely not very pleasant. As I am 'hard as nailz' I left it to the very last minute to visit the doctor. Penicillin saved my life. You never been shot, stabbed or beaten up by gangland hoods / terrorists in your line of duty?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2017 17:45:46 GMT
As I am quite high up in the service I have bodyguards who take the hit for me if things get naughty. I'm also trained in every conceivable marital art so I am able to defend myself against anything. Except dentists.
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Post by Andyberg on Sept 9, 2017 17:55:50 GMT
Kidney stones. Tell me about it. New year's eve, on a farm, in Brazil. Nearest hospital 60 km away. I thought I was dying, and not in a nice way. A nutritionist told me it was probably caused by too much red meat. Wow kidney stones...That's no8 on the list 😱😱 You Sir, are one tough MoFo!!
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