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Post by lollygagger on Sept 9, 2017 19:14:05 GMT
I trod on a plug once. Childbirth? Childs play in comparison. And a lego brick. Ouchio!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2017 19:39:08 GMT
Very nasty. I watched both my children being born. At close range. First one was early and born at home ten minutes after the ambulance I had called arrived. I thought I was going to have to "deliver" the baby! I can put it in the post but delivery is another topic!! Ambulance man did a fine job. That was shocking. The mum was fine as she is a woman and they can do pain, baby also fine but I am scared for life.
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Post by thebfg on Sept 9, 2017 19:53:05 GMT
Very nasty. I watched both my children being born. At close range. First one was early and born at home ten minutes after the ambulance I had called arrived. I thought I was going to have to "deliver" the baby! I can put it in the post but delivery is another topic!! Ambulance man did a fine job. That was shocking. The mum was fine as she is a woman and they can do pain, baby also fine but I am scared for life. likewise our second came early and the 999 operator was talking my through the delivery. luckily the ambulance crew arrived in time. however talking of childbirth. I keep hearing this is the worst pain ever etc etc etc. but I was there for the birth of both of my kids and as far as I can see it's a walk in the park. no meaning to offend any Ladies or to talk down any experience they had. first one she was happily walking around chatting. midwife said about an hour to go and a few mins later he was out. second was quite premature so she almost fell out. the only pain relief she had was two paracetamol afterwards. for both. now, she's a wuss but both of the Labour only had a small amount of paid for a few minutes each. nothing like the screaming woman on one born every minute, which incidently they were both born in the hospital the first series was filmed in. this is just the experience I have witnessed.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2017 20:01:57 GMT
Very nasty. I watched both my children being born. At close range. First one was early and born at home ten minutes after the ambulance I had called arrived. I thought I was going to have to "deliver" the baby! I can put it in the post but delivery is another topic!! Ambulance man did a fine job. That was shocking. The mum was fine as she is a woman and they can do pain, baby also fine but I am scared for life. likewise our second came early and the 999 operator was talking my through the delivery. luckily the ambulance crew arrived in time. however talking of childbirth. I keep hearing this is the worst pain ever etc etc etc. but I was there for the birth of both of my kids and as far as I can see it's a walk in the park. no meaning to offend any Ladies or to talk down any experience they had. first one she was happily walking around chatting. midwife said about an hour to go and a few mins later he was out. second was quite premature so she almost fell out. the only pain relief she had was two paracetamol afterwards. for both. now, she's a wuss but both of the Labour only had a small amount of paid for a few minutes each. nothing like the screaming woman on one born every minute, which incidently they were both born in the hospital the first series was filmed in. this is just the experience I have witnessed. I think its luck of the draw. My second daughter was born in Barkentine centre a NHS "birthing centre" on the Isle of Dogs. It all went very well very relaxed staff and she was born with minimum aggrevation a few days before she was "due". A friend's misses was going to have a baby in the same place ad her pregnancy was normal no problems but it all went pear shaped during labour and she had to be transferred via a blue light ambulance to Whitechapel hospital where the baby was born safely. Everyone's experience is different.
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Post by Andyberg on Sept 9, 2017 20:04:11 GMT
Very nasty. I watched both my children being born. At close range. First one was early and born at home ten minutes after the ambulance I had called arrived. I thought I was going to have to "deliver" the baby! I can put it in the post but delivery is another topic!! Ambulance man did a fine job. That was shocking. The mum was fine as she is a woman and they can do pain, baby also fine but I am scared for life. however talking of childbirth. I keep hearing this is the worst pain ever etc etc etc. My ex fired two out within 20minutes, her pain was feck all compared to the pain in my hand from her gripping nails!!
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Post by chas61 on Sept 9, 2017 20:07:11 GMT
Chronic cluster headaches...... (
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2017 20:17:19 GMT
As my doctor said Gout is exquisite pain. I have some very serious tablets for it Colchicine only allowed to take it in small doses as its toxic!
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Post by naughtyfox on Sept 9, 2017 20:20:38 GMT
however talking of childbirth. I keep hearing this is the worst pain ever etc etc etc. My ex fired two out within 20minutes That's one... and Number Two!
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Post by Mr Stabby on Sept 9, 2017 20:23:22 GMT
and childbirth straight in at No 13 Absolute bollocks, they make it all up to get some sympathy. If men gave birth they'd be back at work an hour later.
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Post by naughtyfox on Sept 9, 2017 20:25:15 GMT
and childbirth straight in at No 13 Absolute bollocks, they make it all up to get some sympathy. If men gave birth they'd be back at work an hour later. ...eating Yorkie bars, scratching their balls in the cab, and murdering prostitutes!
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Post by Mr Stabby on Sept 9, 2017 20:29:17 GMT
As my son just pointed out to me, the pain of getting kicked in the nuts must be worse than the pain of childbirth because lots of women give birth and then say "let's have another child" whereas no-one gets kicked in the nuts and says "great mate, let's do that again!"
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Post by thebfg on Sept 9, 2017 20:42:57 GMT
likewise our second came early and the 999 operator was talking my through the delivery. luckily the ambulance crew arrived in time. however talking of childbirth. I keep hearing this is the worst pain ever etc etc etc. but I was there for the birth of both of my kids and as far as I can see it's a walk in the park. no meaning to offend any Ladies or to talk down any experience they had. first one she was happily walking around chatting. midwife said about an hour to go and a few mins later he was out. second was quite premature so she almost fell out. the only pain relief she had was two paracetamol afterwards. for both. now, she's a wuss but both of the Labour only had a small amount of paid for a few minutes each. nothing like the screaming woman on one born every minute, which incidently they were both born in the hospital the first series was filmed in. this is just the experience I have witnessed. I think its luck of the draw. My second daughter was born in Barkentine centre a NHS "birthing centre" on the Isle of Dogs. It all went very well very relaxed staff and she was born with minimum aggrevation a few days before she was "due". A friend's misses was going to have a baby in the same place ad her pregnancy was normal no problems but it all went pear shaped during labour and she had to be transferred via a blue light ambulance to Whitechapel hospital where the baby was born safely. Everyone's experience is different. but my misses cries like a baby at a simple bump in the arm. she manage 2 child birth without even a single whimper.my point was pain not the experience of the hospital. my mistake. I did lay down a creveat that not talking down other woman's experience of a painful childbirth. our first one was biggest straight forward birth ever. even the mid wife's were happy with our Labour plan. which consisted of I wanted to see the after birth and cut the cord. and what ever else they wanted to do. the ssecond was in a larger Labour room. but present were a full team. at one point I couldn't even see the bed. happily it went trouble free.
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Post by bettina on Sept 9, 2017 20:52:15 GMT
hmmmm......
Well I steped on a rusty nail when I was 15 went right through my foot; that was quite painful
At 16 I wrote off my Datsun B210 and my left knee was impaled on the fuse box tongs that hold the fuses (fuse box cover was not in place at time of the accident) along with biting competely through the middle of my tounge...which actually wasn't all that painful compared to my knee
Then at 21 I fell while playing a game of golf and twisted the cartilage that is underneath the knee cap so it was flipped around backwards - that also was quite painfull and took some time with physio to get turned around the right way
But I'd have to say the Cellulitis which lead to a fairly severe case of Sepsis (blood poisoning) in both my legs earlier this year was by far the worst pain I've ever experienced. At one stage I couldn't even stand the weight of a sheet on top of my shins/calves. They had to roll up towels to put under my heels so my calves weren't touching the bed for the first few weeks. That was my 7 wk hospital stay earlier this year. There were other things wrong as well, but caused little pain in comparison to my legs.
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Post by thebfg on Sept 9, 2017 20:53:01 GMT
sorry to digress.
I am happy to say I am quite tolerant of pain.
my worst painful moment was getting shot in some woods by some kind if air rifle.
well getting shot dident hurt much but at the hospital the nurse decided the best course of action was to act quickly and using massive forceps, well I was only ten. stuck them in the side of my head an inch in and removed it.
that bloody well hurt.
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Post by patty on Sept 9, 2017 21:02:04 GMT
I'm not going to comment ...much...on your opinion of how easy/painfree childbirth is....... u know the screaming women that shriek the place down as red hot poker pain twists your guts.....that was me...... Brave? Stoic? Shelling peas from a pod?...absolute bollocks..... Also had renal colic, pleurisy, pneumonia, oesaphagitis, gastritis.all pretty awful... The emotional pain is a different thing entirely and its tough to accept how painful that can be...its not something I want to relive ever again.
Actually it'd be very nice now if calm seas and plain sailing would like to figure in my future.
Gout is nasty..hope you recover soon.
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