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Post by peterboat on Jul 12, 2016 16:03:29 GMT
Its obvious he gave us Brexit which is a great thing
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Post by ammodels on Jul 12, 2016 17:09:46 GMT
I heard on the Radio today that Cameron had achieved great things in the six years he had been leading the country. Yes, he amused us with the piggy-fiddling, but can anyone think of anything else? In fairness he did have a well shaggable Missus. Not bad if you like your women with four hooves and a penchant for jumping fences. Neigh, not for me lad.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2016 18:14:59 GMT
I heard on the Radio today that Cameron had achieved great things in the six years he had been leading the country. Yes, he amused us with the piggy-fiddling, but can anyone think of anything else? In fairness he did have a well shaggable Missus. When's your appointment at specsavers?!
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jul 12, 2016 18:19:24 GMT
You two are just too fussy!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2016 18:29:22 GMT
You two are just too fussy! Standards, thats what I like to call it while on the subject of ladies linked with politics - wasn't it May's saggy tits that got Foxy in trouble with the mods on CWDF?
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Post by Mr Stabby on Jul 12, 2016 18:32:57 GMT
Standards, thats what I like to call it Admittedly SamCam is nowhere near as pretty as my own girlfriend, but if she was here on this boat tonight on a miserable rainy evening then I could probably do her a favour.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2016 18:37:56 GMT
Standards, thats what I like to call it Admittedly SamCam is nowhere near as pretty as my own girlfriend, but if she was here on this boat tonight on a miserable rainy evening then I could probably do her a favour. Get a bit of practice in like? Not for me, I'd rather a couple of jars and a few chapters of something interesting, you know, maybe something like a beginner's guide to watching the kettle boil. Each to his own though
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Post by PaulG2 on Jul 12, 2016 19:03:57 GMT
In fairness he did have a well shaggable Missus. When's your appointment at specsavers?! I don't know if he needs and appointment with Specsavers, a date with a hooker - or both! Considering what a total arse he can be at times, he's admitted that even his own kids can't tolerate him anymore, I dare say that the people on this forum are probably the closest thing he has to friends. As such, it's up to us to help him out. I'll throw 5 quid into the pot to get him some specs. If everyone here does their share, we might even be able to spring for glasses AND a hooker.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2016 19:27:40 GMT
Standards, thats what I like to call it Admittedly SamCam is nowhere near as pretty as my own girlfriend, but if she was here on this boat tonight on a miserable rainy evening then I could probably do her a favour. This did also remind me of a fabulous quote from one A Partridge. I’m 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me: Back of the net!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2016 19:28:25 GMT
When's your appointment at specsavers?! I don't know if he needs and appointment with Specsavers, a date with a hooker - or both! Considering what a total arse he can be at times, he's admitted that even his own kids can't tolerate him anymore, I dare say that the people on this forum are probably the closest thing he has to friends. As such, it's up to us to help him out. I'll throw 5 quid into the pot to get him some specs. If everyone here does their share, we might even be able to spring for glasses AND a hooker. Meow!
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Post by naughtyfox on Jul 12, 2016 20:54:23 GMT
I think Sam-Cam is OK-ish. Actually Call-Me-Dave isn't bad-looking. What I wonder at is why people say Kate Middleton is so pretty - she's like some evil queen in Snow White. Look at that chin and those eyebrows. Special offer on mascara at Lidl? Talking of queens, I'm sure Prince William is a poof and the whole marriage is a sham.
Some of my favourite women from TV: Tea Leone - I like her nose and her accent Jennifer Aniston - has no children (why not?); there's something about her hair style and blue eyes. OK, she's thick, but a week or two with her might be pleasant. Doris Day The woman in Blazing Saddles who says 'wabbit' instead of rabbit (as I recall) Anne Heche - very sexy in Everwood (a bit silly in Men in Trees) Toni Collette, Australian actress
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Post by sunset on Jul 12, 2016 21:48:18 GMT
and I thought the politicians told lies ! we should have a government made up of cameras
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Post by canaldweller on Jul 12, 2016 22:57:31 GMT
When's your appointment at specsavers?! I don't know if he needs and appointment with Specsavers, a date with a hooker - or both! Considering what a total arse he can be at times, he's admitted that even his own kids can't tolerate him anymore, I dare say that the people on this forum are probably the closest thing he has to friends. As such, it's up to us to help him out. I'll throw 5 quid into the pot to get him some specs. If everyone here does their share, we might even be able to spring for glasses AND a hooker. "Quid"? We'll make a Brit of you yet.
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