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Post by Aloysius on Dec 23, 2023 16:38:19 GMT
I expect you would scrub up ok. Buy some new clothes, visit Serge the gay hairdresser and pick up some expensive stinkum.
Tinder is your friend. You can tell her you live on a fantastic boat but don't go there with her or you've blown it.
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Post by on Dec 23, 2023 16:39:50 GMT
Nah. Not really worth it.
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Post by on Dec 23, 2023 16:41:37 GMT
Tinder :lol:
Met the Woman via the Guardian dating website. Not because I am a Guardian reader far from it and nor is she but I would rather get an intelligent educated Woman on the left wing than some terrible pleb or chav.
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Post by Aloysius on Dec 23, 2023 16:53:55 GMT
Not sure the Guardian dating thing still runs though.
Just state no chavs or plebs, that should do it.
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Post by on Dec 23, 2023 16:55:27 GMT
I think they did away with it.
I'm not actually looking for another Woman as I can see the disadvantages. I have a brilliant relationship with the other half.
What I really need to do is find a hob.
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Post by Aloysius on Dec 23, 2023 17:06:03 GMT
I wasn't suggesting you do the whole reproduction thing. Just get laid instead.
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Post by Jim on Dec 23, 2023 17:43:22 GMT
The annual pantomime for the Paranoid Society descended into chaos yesterday when someone shouted. "He's behind you!"
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Post by Jim on Dec 23, 2023 22:04:23 GMT
I think they did away with it. I'm not actually looking for another Woman as I can see the disadvantages. I have a brilliant relationship with the other half. What I really need to do is find a hob. Pervert! A ferret, male?
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Post by on Dec 23, 2023 22:27:37 GMT
Job,!
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Post by on Dec 23, 2023 22:30:11 GMT
I wasn't suggesting you do the whole reproduction thing. Just get laid instead. This is an interesting idea. I'm not an egg. As I have only engaged with one female in my lifetime I feel it could be slightly dodgy energy to do it again deliberately intending to bypass nature. Not sure I really like the idea to be honest. I suppose it might work as one gets older.
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Post by Jim on Dec 24, 2023 8:58:56 GMT
That's an equally disturbing thought!
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Post by on Dec 25, 2023 17:42:02 GMT
As it is a special day I am going to treat myself to some cider, pasta and sausages and watch the free zombie film 'Shockwaves' on my phone.
Its the one with the zombie indestructible underwater nazi soldiers and a bit of Boat action.
Should be a good evening.
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Post by on Dec 25, 2023 19:24:13 GMT
Thats done.
Ita only an hour and a half but such a classic film couldn't resist it.
Now for the cooking.
Just started raining but fortunately I have a pile of dead hawthorn logs and the fire is going so all is not lost.
Hawthorn is the best firewood.
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Post by kris on Dec 25, 2023 22:00:00 GMT
I thought you didn’t like films?
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Post by on Dec 26, 2023 10:06:41 GMT
Its books I don't like. Don't mind a film on a phone screen but cinemas cause sensory overload so are avoided.
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